ITT: Writers who are literally you

ITT: Writers who are literally you.

So..a talentless hack?

jej

An objectively bad human being?

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I hope you feel embarrassed at least.

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unfortunately

I'm not sure you boys know the definition of the word "literally"

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Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

He looks like Kevin from the Office in that photo.

This is me, but I will never be as cool as bukowski. I'm not OP btw.
By pretty much all standard systems of morality, I am just a shitty person, plain and simple. I don't know if I should change that or not, because I know it doesn't really matter, but I wish that if I'm going to be objectively bad, I could at least be cool and exciting. Instead I am just a shitty person who spends too much time inside, wishing his dick worked better so he could spend more time masturbating to fetish hentai.

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So a suicidal, reactionary gook that liked to larp as a samurai when he was a grown man?

>nihilistic
fuck off

I'm not going to post my photo. This is an anonymous board. Most of the posters in this thread are lying, though; some of the photos are of dead people.

>"Look, I'm pynchon browsing Veeky Forums" meme

>unfortunately

really? but you're a natural pulp savant?

not saying the man was perfect but he had a gift

leave

except i'm bi

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Are you okay user?

No a huge gay with muscles

It's a nice meme tho.

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Hetero, tho.

Delete this bullshit right fucking now.

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