ITT: Awesome-looking authors

ITT: Awesome-looking authors.

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>ywn find Rothfuss when he's an awkward undergraduate and fuck his brains out

Why live famalam

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Looks like a Russian thug.

he looks very handsome in that set of pictures

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He belongs in Whoville.

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>le blue collar aesthetic but really pampered middle class clown man

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jej

This photo is on the cover of the edition of Homage to Catalonia I had, made me appreciate Orwell for his good looks and his writing.

Surprised Camus hasn't been posted yet.

fuck off to your darkness with your jej

Why won't he stop being a fuck and finish the third book?

This dude's the ape-est white person I've ever seen. He looks straight out of the original Planet of the Apes.

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Rare.

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More like Nut Handsome

How has nobody posted Vonnegut yet?

Tfw alcoholic Geico caveman publishes everything he shits on paper and mails into his publisher but I'm here struggling with nuanced work for years that I'll never show anyone because I'm more of a recluse than Pynchon

>How has nobody posted Vonnegut yet?
>doesn't post him

>doesn't post him
>still hasn't posted him

>>still hasn't posted him
>yet does not post

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You seem pretty confident about your unpublished shit work, I'm not even a Bukowski fan but I still find you arrogant. Btw Pynchon's not a recluse he just doesn't talk to the press or do organized appearances.

posted on here a while back

rawr

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God damn, he was certainly quite fuckable.

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How can other authors even compete with this picture of Joyce?

Who's that?

Underrated

I don't get it, so please explain.

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kek, that's not orwell
but that is hemingway in the back

He has an authory looking face

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Dude got a solid profile, so what? He looks extremely awkward in about every other picture of him.

Sort of like Virginia Woolf

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Only when he was younger.

Yeah Longfellow looks like a mythic Greek hero

this picture of him looks mythical

He just looks like Big Boss.

Pentti Linkola, a Finnish Fisherman who frequently fries fish for fun.

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Samuel Beckett is so god damn cool.

You know what frustrates me about Ruffus? He's a legitimately talented writer, and his books would be excellent if he thought of a plot before he read them. Instead, they just drag on while he twiddles his thumbs waiting to invent a plotpoint

Stephen Fry?

That... describes A Song of Ice and Fire pretty well. It also describes "My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute." Take that as you will.

L.

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Do It properly

He looks like he browses Reddit. Bad way to start off a thread, OP.

The highly successful thread says otherwise.

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>brrrrrap

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Always thought Orwell was (supposedly) the one on the right who's laughing, not the guy with the dog. Doesn't even look anything like Orwell. Dude was one of the ugliest writers going.

It's almost certainly not him anyway. Although as the other user said, the guy who's head is just visible in the back (wearing glasses) is probably Hemingway, a much better candidate (if a cliched one) for inclusion in this thread.

He had that retarded Benedict Cumberbatch look.

No wonder he was gay, what woman would want him?

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>Benedict Cumberbatch
He looks like Alan Rickman you jackass.

Learn British actors.

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Christ, why don't women have big pointy bras anymore?

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This fuckin guy

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Dashing.

>pic related
>itsme.frnctn

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japnese nicolas cage

works at hobby lobby

whould have loved to go with him and harold pinter on a wildgoose chase in paris

mccarthy is a bitch

looks like igor from young frankenstein but with hair

who's this smug cockwank?

based joyce being based to the face

id slip my slithery dick in her slippery slit

tarded af

the most writerly writer

alan watts is a pretentious twat

he looks CGI'd

oh shit he totally looks like chicken little

not gonna lie, id fuck the shit out of you. there's just something soo...je ne sais quoi about your look—so intangible, so irresistible! i need to have your children

>watts
kek

Nice forearm hair, post more.

that's not orwell at all my man, orwell is the lanklet right at the back in this photo

don't shitpost him please.
fitting dubs btw.

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nice quadquads

also, isn't that the guy who wrote what's it called a few years back? i love his work

Go home pesky Austrians