What's the most Veeky Forums religious order?

what's the most Veeky Forums religious order?

i.e. which one should I join?

tibetan mahayana buddhists
Vatican 2 ruined catholicism

Religion is anti-intellectual because it tends to be dogmatic. If you really want to be 'Veeky Forums', you would read a wide variety of religious, scientific, and philosophical texts, meditate daily, and develop your own worldview.

FSSP because they will teach you Aquinas and the Fathers, Gregorian Chant and the Tridentine mass.

How is religious dogma opposed to science?

Neither dogma or science are single monolithic entities, it's stupid to discuss them as such.

Mainstream scientific research is pretty dogmatic but there have been many upstart theories in history and science strives to be as empirical as possible. and it has no suppressed thought as religion has throughout history.

What are religious orders anyway? Are they a Catholic thing? We don't have them in Orthodoxy, do Protestants have them?

I'd say Zoroastrianism. Veeky Forums loves masturbating over books which are pointlessly hard to read (like Finnegan's Wake). So I'd reason that the Avesta, written in a language that is only used for the purpose of reading Zoroastrian literature, would be considered extremely patrician, and Veeky Forums-core.

Either some kind of heavily Eastern inspired esoteric religion, or the extremely serious, but not out of touch style of Catholicism and Orthodoxy. Plain lukewarm Christianity and teenage girl tier New Age is the antithesis of Veeky Forums though, and even the atheists are better. Though they're still pseuds.

I like this user's idea I hope he shares more about Tibetan Mahayana Buddhism; it's certainly the best 'denomination' there is. Although I honestly recommend Hinduism more.

Also the Jesuits are Veeky Forums as fuck.