read aloud in class

> read aloud in class
> the next line has a swear in it

> reading poetry in english class
> i get told to read the next few lines
> the word "shit" comes up
> read it aloud
> whole class is laughing
> teacher is annoyed saying that they should stop being so immature but the class can't help it
> the word shit is the epitome of comedy to a class of 13 year olds
> one kid keeps repeating the word like some sperglord
> two kids in the back of the room start to pull their pants down and spank their backsides
> one kid fingers his asshole
> stray dog shits in the corner of the class, kids are kicking their legs high into the air rolling on the floor because it's so hilarious
> start getting infected by other people's infectious laughter
> teacher gets another teacher in from the classroom next door to help calm the situation
> two students fucking under the table
> people are passing cups of piss around and everyone is taking a swig
> pornography is now on all the walls when the teachers return
> black kid screams "NIGGERS" while doing hitler salutes
> someone stuffs spaghetti and meatballs into their anus and farts it back out onto a plate

> each kid reads a paragraph
> kid who reads with the efficiency of a retard, constantly stammering, mispronouncing and asking what each word says gets the longest paragraph

> read of mice and men in class aloud
> reach a line where "nigger" is said
> Tyrone, De'Andre, Miles, Jamal, Deshandra and Latisha all stare at me, Tyrone is cracking his knuckles, smiling and nodding

actually kek'd

>read funny shitpost
>read that they're 13
>read that two of them are fucking
>two 13 year olds fucking
>cum
thanks user

Got a cheeky chuckle.

>Tyrone, Deshandra and Latisha
that's some legit name choices right there

There's no nigger in it you quack.
It's negro
learn 2 read.

I was the kid who read the swear word most clearly and very loudly and be told off for it.

There was one kid in a geography class of mine who, as soon as the teacher left the room, he got up on an empty table and starting fake-fucking it while forcing these girly orgasms and he wobbled the table so fucking hard that the table collapsed underneath him and then he rushed to his chair and tried hiding his face but as soon as the teacher walked back into the room everyone told teach what the fucking table kid did. Man, why the fuck did I just remember that now, I want that moment framed

my geography class always had one of those white trash kids who always turned to the page in the atlas with africa on it, pointing to the country Niger and kept asking the teacher "sir, what does this word look like?" while giggling to themselves.

One time in English class, after lunch break, that one gross kid (every school and every kid had one) brought in a clump of mud from the football field and when the teacher turned their back to the whiteboard, he flung it at the whiteboard. Every kid was in hysterics over it, it was like the funniest fucking thing for my class until the teacher refused to let anyone go home until the student came forward themselves over it. Those five minutes of fame went out of the window and the gross kid got a couple of black eyes because he never admitted to doing it.

That poor reading habit continues well into university if they ever get that far. It's the downside of people not reading much nowadays outside of social media feeds.

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The first sentence of the following reader begins with "I came" - he reads just that part and stops, and whole class lols; the reader doesn't realize what's happening, and the 60yo teacher acts like she hasn't heard that phrase.

Two guys reading a German dialog in class, and one of them gets confused and reads the first word of the partner's line completely utterly simultaniously with him and they both stop, and the word is "Eben"; that word means "fucked" in our native language.

I had a pretentious guy that read like he was literally down syndromed. He was straight A, and I was the only one who wanted to laugh while he was reading.

This. I was often the guy forced to read in the lecture theatres because the lecturer knew I was well articulated and could read briskly and clearly, not wasting time. It's flattering to an extent but it's also a bit exhausting being the go-to guy for reading aloud. Also was often expected to gain extra-curricular credits by reading other people's works. The amount of typos and grammatical errors you see in many people's works, it's genuinely surprising they reached university in the first place.

A kid in my class was once told by my geography teacher to say anything he knows about America so he can get a higher grade than F, and the first thing he said is that the capital of America is USA, unironically.

the embarrassment that kid felt, i can feel it too

makes me angry just reminiscing about this shit