>you will NEVER sit in a train compartment with your qt crush and travel through the British countryside on your way to Hogwarts >you will NEVER walk around the grounds of Hogwarts on a frosty winter morning with your qt Hermione-esque crush who clutches textbooks to her chest as she walks >you will NEVER win a game of Quidditch in the pouring rain and run laughing back to the Gryffindor dormitory to shower and get warm and eat hot pumpkin soup in front of the common room fire >you will NEVER attend a grand feast in the Great Hall with candles hovering overhead and the long tables stuffed with food of every kind >you will NEVER escape your dreary prole-tier lonely muggle existence to go study at Hogwarts with fellow wizards and witches >you will NEVER walk along the crowded Hogsmeade highstreet with your pure intelligent girlfriend at Christmas time and press your noses against the glass of each store while stocking up gifts for your family and friends >you will NEVER lie in your four-poster bed at night in Gryffindor tower and hear the wind howling and the thunder breaking outside and pull the duvet up to your chin for maximum warmth and comfort >you will NEVER sneak around the corridors of Hogwarts at night on some exciting adventure with your small group of friends in an attempt to solve mysteries and defeat evil plans >you will NEVER have your qt Hermione-esque gf cry as you hug each other on the train platform at the end of the school year, knowing you are unlikely to see each other until the new school year begins in several weeks' time >you will never muster the courage to ask your Hermione-esque crush to the Yule Ball and have he react to your blushing and stuttering with a shy smile and a little nod that tells you she would love to
Xavier Lopez
>Who is your favorite Harry Potter side-character? Let me think. It has to be the big guy with the beard, love him lol >What is one part of the story that sticks out in your memory for whatever reason? The one when the big guy hiding the dragon >Which Hogwarts school subject do you think you'd do best in None XD >Are you personally excited for the upcoming school year? I'm not sure what this means lol
Oliver Miller
>you will NEVER nervously put on your formal robes in a spare compartment of the Hogwarts Express feeling so out of place and unprepared to be around people who have known about magic their entire lives and many of whom know each other already and feel your heart thudding in your chest as you get on a boat to cross the Great Lake and have the kids around you talk and laugh and have one blonde-haired kid stare at you menacingly the entire time until you step off onto a stone platform and follow Hagrid up a flight of winding stone steps towards the main entrance, where Ms McGonaghal introduces herself and reminds you of procedures and tells you to wait there while you hear the sound of hundreds of people talking and cheering in the Great Hall and feel a tap on your shoulder and see the two people you sat with in the train, Hermione an Ron, who you didn't think liked you that much, standing there and hear Ron say "blimey, we thought you'd fallen in the lake or something" and hear Hermione say "where the heavens did you disappear to? and why do you look as if you've seen a ghost?" and have Peeves the ghost fly in through a wall at that moment and swoop down over the hears of your fellow students-to-be and look up open-mouthed as he performs a loop then dissapears through another wall and have Hermione say quietly "really user, you don't need to worry, I'm sure you'll end up in the right House. I'm sure we both will!" and have her smile and blush a little and avert her eyes as the doors open and Dumbledore shouts for the older students to stand and welcome the new yeargroup
Cooper Russell
I read Harry Potter when the books came out, but personally I think it's cringey for any adult male to still be a big fan. Women are different and get a pass, only if it's just acceptable yet still a bit cringe-inducing.
Blake Walker
>the big guy with the beard Hagrid! Great choice! :)
>hiding the dragon Norbert!
Grayson Cox
1. Malfoy because he's dreamy
Ryder Adams
>he doesn't intend to cling to the Harry Potter aesthetic his entire life
Pleb.
Cameron James
Luna obviously. I wish I had a girlfriend that was like her or that I WAS her. The mirror where people can see what they desire, I remember finding that scene to be very melancholic and profound as a kid. Botany/plant based potion making? idk what that's called in the universe but it's what's inspired my third largest hobby, plant collecting which i've spent nearly 3 thousand dollars on. What upcoming school year?
Colton Evans
Haha so nice you remembered it well! So what are your picks
Xavier Morris
poop
Josiah Young
I don't understand why you hate these children's/YA books so much. Most people who like them on the internet are teenagers anyway.
Nolan Robinson
The Mirror of Erised (Desire in reverse!)
And Herbology is what I think you're referring to. Please report to Madam Sprout!
Your upcoming school year at Hogwarts of course. You *are* a wizard, right?
Charles Brown
I don't understand what you're trying to insinuate here, look at the posts in this thread, they're all positive. And yes harry potter is a kids book but it's appeal is wide and powerful and adults love it.
Christian Garcia
>Your upcoming school year at Hogwarts of course. You *are* a wizard, right? Ouch I've spent 15 years wishing every night that i'd get an invitation to hogwarts but I never received any ):
Carson Allen
I agree with you :) Harry Potter has brought a light into my life
Justin Kelly
Be strong and be yourself, I am certain your day will come!
Austin Johnson
So hard to choose, but my pics are:
1. Ginevra "Ginny" Weasley
2. Harry's bath in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire when Moaning Mytrtle helps him with the egg and he's almost caught by Filch after sneaking back to Gryffindor Tower afterwards.
3. History of Magic.
4. Yes! I'm heading to London early this year to get all my things ready from Diagon Alley and have a week's work experience at the Ministry!
Thomas Gutierrez
And you never will
Alexander Torres
When did this meme start on Veeky Forums? I haven't posted here for about a year but I'm really loving it, it's like I'm on tumblr without all of the bitchiness.
Nathan Powell
>mfw when Potter and his friends think they can defeat ME
Noah Jackson
Am I the only one who dislikes Harry Potter despite enjoying the books as a kid? I think it's because I dislike children and especially dislike teenagers. I'm 23 by the way.
Evan King
reported
Josiah Foster
OP here. Since this thread has absolutely taken off I would like to invite everybody taking part to do the following for current and future /HPG/ threads:
Add this to your namefield on all posts, e.g. Harry Potter (Gryffindor)
__________
Let the magic commence!
Jack Young
Pleb
Owen Allen
No. Get fucked.
Bentley Hall
>not hufflepuff
Rolling
Ian Wright
Yass ravenclaw
Landon James
>Invent a suitable wizarding name or create one using the HP name generator: It gave me Ptolemy Peakes >Hufflepuff Hoping this one
Thomas Price
Pardon me! I absolutely will not!
Asher Stewart
Yeah you are hufflepuff too how awesome
Hunter Baker
Yay. Remember to tap the barrels outside the common room correctly I was covered in vinegar recently when I was in a hurry and knocked the wrong ones by mistake!
Leo Murphy
Bunch of fagolas in this thread.
Alexander Parker
I don't know but it makes the pseuds on this board very angry so I'm glad for it.
OP here. I'm just brainstorming right now, but should I create four different threads so that each House can have its own thread?
Or should I create several threads each day for each lesson and break period?
Let me know your thoughts!
Thomas Stewart
>Or should I create several threads each day for each lesson and break period? I like this one the best Maybe if we find more people we can have the four different threads in the future!
Eli Cooper
Great idea Ptolemy. We should get everyone sorted first!
Hunter Miller
this is some high concept shitposting
Jayden Collins
Thoug it is elaborated -too much i will say- it end ups being a little cheap because of it
Jonathan Johnson
Sup bitches.
William Wilson
Harry Potter wouldn't say such a thing
Levi Davis
Hello Harry! How's Ginny and the children? Are you still working at the Auror Department?
I hate to point it out but it looks like you entered Slytherin and not Gryffindor in your namefield! I bet there's a Slytherin around here somewhere fooling around with the mageware.