Lit Haiku

I just came up with this sick ass haiku.

Ah, there he is.
That Motherfucker.
What a tool.

wow somebody should make that into a banner

Stuff like this is why I browse lit.

bump

>Not 5/7/5 syllables
>Now ever close to haiku

Kill yourself

Tiger destroys cage
YES
The tiger is out

no u

"sage"

those are just some words
four, five and a try-hard three
a haiku it's not

Why would you do that?
You silly son of a gun.
Farting while she sucks

spring dove dives again
a birch tree collapses twice
and the birds eat rice