Nobody learns icelandic

Um morguninn, kuldinn.
Ég eins og kalt veður.
En ég vil ekki búa í norrænu landi.
Ég eins og USA, þar sem flokkurinn endar aldrei.

(The morning, the cold/i like cold weather/but i don't want to live in a nordic country/i like USA, where party never ends)

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ÞÁ KEMR INN MÆRI MÖGR HLÓÐYNJAR, GENGR OÐINS
SONR VIÐ ORM VEGA, DREPR AF MÓÐI MIÐGARÐS VÉURR,
MUNU HALIR ALLIR HEIMSTÖÐ RYÐJA; GENGR FET NÍU
FJÖRGYNJAR BURR NEPPR FRÁ NAÐRI NÍÐS ÓKVÍÐNUM!

SÓL TÉR SORTNA, SÍGR FOLD Í MAR,
HVERFA AF HIMNI HEIÐAR STJÖRNUR;
GEISAR EIMI OK ALDRNARI,
LEIKR HÁR HITI VIÐ HIMIN SJALFAN!

I want to learn Icelandic.

Will it get me Icelandic puss puss if learn it?

Why did you use USA rather than Bandaríki Norður Ameríku or Norður Ameríkubandaríkunum

Also Icelandic is the prettiest language on earth in my opinion.

I am only Norwegian but even I can see how miserably you failed that one

>Um morguninn, kuldinn.
In the morning, the cold
>Ég eins og kalt veður.
I equals (like) and kold weather
>En ég vil ekki búa í norrænu landi.
But I will not live in Nordic countries
>Ég eins og USA, þar sem flokkurinn endar aldrei.
I equals and USA, there where the flock (party = group of people) end never (wrong order or the words).

>Bandaríki
Just that is fine.

>Nobody learns a useless language
No way. Wow, Einstein, what are you going to come up with next? Somebody get this guy a Nobel Prize in Economics. This must be equivalent to solving a Millennium puzzle, gosh man, go collect your million pounds. Your IQ must be over 200. "Eureka!" said OP.