*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

Where you going, nerd boy?

holy shit, this image will get the frogmen all riled up hehe :)

1. Why isn't she looking at me while she is talking? How does she even know i'm there, does she have ESP?

2. She's not blocking my path, i can either take an alternate route or simply jump over her.

3. Why is she reading a book on the floor in a bookstore, shouldn't she be paying for that? I'd report her to the shopkeeper.

What the fuck am I doing at a Barnes & Noble?

>*teleports behind you*
>grabs Minecraft book
heh...no griefing allowed on this server....
>*farts*

*lays head in lap*
>no where else but here.

Thought that pokemon book said Big Gook Pokemon

>not wearing open-toe shoes

Dropped

Do all Barnes and nobles have the same lay out?

>that intersection of aisles
why are book stores still allowing coffee drinking girls and comic reading boys in, even now, after /v/, /mlp/ and /vp/? they ought to make her wear a modest skirt and direct her to the samovar and tolstoi on entry if they want to stop call of duty related massacres.

I've never seen a gaming section in the bookstores in my country and that makes me glad

I would quickly turn around and walk away. A girl like her would terrify me.

>she's in the YA section
Discarded.
Also, are all Barnes and Noble stores set up the same? This looks like my local store.

To the LITERATURE section, now if you'll excuse me

am I suppose to go down on you now?

lol'd

>user said, twirling his thin but luxurious mustache as he marched away, likely to read Tolstoy or something equally intellectual.
>anonette sighed. When would he realize her affections? She'd heard it said that men were dense, but this was beyond reason.

Most chain stores have the same layout at all of their locations.

She looks just like my ex, except without all the bruises and cuts.

holy... i want more. can you post feet, user?

>except without all the bruises and cuts.
Beating women is not alright user.

I wish she would kick my balls.

keek

*Gets arrested*

Y-You too.

>Hey, Stacy let's go take pictures in a bookstore to post on my facespace!
>LOL, good idea! You should totes sit down and flip to the last chapter of some book to make you look like a real nerd!
>Haha, make sure you get a good view of my legs. Now let's get outta here, my roommates out of town, so I'm going to invite Chad over for the weekend ;^)

>frog man detected

>to read, i guess

To the poetry section.
Swerve, wench.

this user interacts with women often

>do you see this torch? I'm a loyal defender of the literary canon. I will set this store on fire
>femanon offers a blowjob in return for mercy
>hesitate, but remember my vocation
>bash her head in with copy of Gravity's Rainbow while the bookshop burns

>going to get me Infinte Je-
>she walks away

This guy knows whats goin on

Where you going, nerd boy?
>you see, unpopularity of such nerdy places can prove to be useful
wha-
>her face starts changing expression as i slowly move towards her
>stunned in the moment she commits the mistake of not running away until it's too late
>her body trying to tear away from my grasp does nothing but to harden my resolve
>accompanying screams deafen as my hand covers her mouth, the other hand tearing away her shorts
>her panic morphs into a feeling of resignation as finally my seed fills her womb
>an ironic encounter for sure - i speak up, her eyes focusing on the movement of my lips
>and the shine of dark blue eyes, that ought to imprint on her memory for the rest of her life

What if she's a novice chef with a martial arts hobby?

>Beating women is not alright user.
only a woman would write such a thing

Is that coffee black americano?
>No It's a super dapper caramel latte with sprinkles
Oh so you want to get fat? Black coffee has less 33 calories a cup you know.

Always attack their weight. When the bitch stands up to defend her self walk straight past and pick up the copy of Steve from Minecraft does a Fart and pay for it.

rude af as fuck

>unsheath's kitana

Step aside m'lady. I don't want to hurt y-you too.

I-I j-j-just w-wanted to b-b-buy some J-J-J-J-Julius E-E-Evola.
*cries and runs away*

>Oh so you want to get fat?
probably not a good way to word it if you're attacking their weight

Id smash her in the head with my steel water bottle and then rape her

*Stomps with my boots* XD

>jump over her
Are you 4 feet tall? You couldn't step over her legs?

To get a book, nerd girl.

Then I'll ask her what shes reading and she'll tell me and then we'll make small talk and then I can get her number and we can be friends for a week or so and then I ask her out on a date and bam
homerun

POUNCE AND CLAIM HER AS YOUR PRIZE, MODERN MAN!!!

She's pretty cute, does anyone know her name?

me on the left

>Oh so you want to acquire more mass.

I would go into a speech about 5 scoops

Just over to the photography section to jack off to nudes excuse me

Girls don't have the attention span for a speech, she would shut you down halfway into your speech.

Then I'd just stuff my dick in her mouth, it's what she wanted anyways

>What if she's a novice chef with a martial arts hobby?
This changes everything. Please, continue beating your woman.

When I see those generic shoes I want to poop

>not drinking coffee at the designated place
fucking rude
also
>drinking any other type of coffee than an espresso

Literally fucking ignore that whore and move on.

I follow her home like usual because we're married

Why is it always fat spergs and girls who think they're being edgy and random by reading homosexual fapfiction who do this in bookstores

>because we're married
No one asked about your fantasies user.

>Not "stiffen my resolve"

You had one job

Why do basic bitches always do this? every time i got to a bookstore no matter how small always some roastie reading on the floor

>Oh, that explains it.
>Explains what?
>Why you look so, you know... *Full-figured*

How Fiction Works by James Wood
Blood Meridian
Criticisms on Chekhov
Too Much Happiness by Alice Munro

Not him but my ex enjoyed it when I choked her and had her call me "daddy's bad little girl"

literally every woman, but they don't say it out loud like that

Underrated

>kicks coffee cup

Looking to rape the shit out of your tight little pussy, using only my tongue, baby.

I know, right? It would be like keying your own car.

>this fucking thread
I'm dying

The manga section

She called you "daddy's bad little girl"? That's just weird user.

n-nowhere now since, uh, you're.. blocking my path..

honestly my fantasy

Just going to sit down and read a book IF YOU DON'T MIND.

Somehow I've never seen "anonette" used, it's a much better alternative to femanon.

You are quite mistaken. I am here for you.

>"oh, you think you stop me?" I snicker, cocking my eyebrows and giving my best facsimile of a smirk
>reaching into my trench coat I grasp it: the anathema of women; a veritable dehumidifier in book form
>with a swish the book and my coat part ways, revealing to the cover to my unsuspecting victim
>It reads: Principia Mathematica by Bertrand Russell
>Retching, she falls back, clutching at her eyes, begging for water
>I let out a chin-wabbling chuckle, picking up a copy the Manga Classics Pride and Prejudice before departing

damn that dude looks charismatic, seems like he could have been a good leader.
i'd love to know the fella's name and more about 'em.

I'm pretty sure his name was Adolph Shekelgrubber or something.

Underrated

How is this carrot reading a book?

Nice

Women have never talked to me in this manner. I would assume the lady is psychosocially a statistical outlier and calmly ask if everything is alright to diffuse the situation and assert my status, social expertise and with that indifference towards the whims of socially inept people, even the cute ones. She would open up to me like they always do, but I say I don't have time or what's more likely, communicate nonverbally that I must get on with my business. Over the past 25 years this has had the effect that an immense amount of women became attracted to me pretty much instantaneously. I remain a kissless virgin to this day.

*poos pants*

mamma change me

You are obstructing the general thoroughfare with your posturing, you silly slattern.

I literally lold out loud

>Pride and Prejudice
>MANGA CLASSICS

"oh, sorry, wrong turn"
*leaves children's section*