ITT: Character who are Veeky Forumserally you

ITT: Character who are Veeky Forumserally you

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Sorry about that marathon fap session

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Sancho was such a good dude, i felt bad for him all book. Don Quixote never really had that buddy cop movie release where they get over their differences, Sancho was just slightly annoyed with Don Quixote while he got fucked around for 800 pages -- and his poor wife!

i loved when Sancho thought he was ruling over that island though, how adorable

Rosencrantz.

John Galt. No one knows who the hell I am.

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There are always prostitutes coming out of nowhere, trying to kill me.

same

Amory Blaine is literally md

and I identify as the moron who tries to marry a whore.

>read like ten thousand bookies
>twisted fucking psychopath
>no gf

I wish I was joking

All three of the characters, which were all just three pieces of Wilde too, really.
>the worshiping, moral Basil
>the corrupting, observant Lord Henry
>the vain, debauched Dorian

For me, I'm Stephen Dedalus: intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.

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I'm like a self aware raskolnikov

haven't seen this in a while and I appreciate it

I'm the Underground Man so much that it hurts.

are you two talking about two and a half men?

The protagonist of Houellebecq's 'Whatever'

Maldoror

Who was your victim, user?

I remember his name as Nately but only because "Nately's whore, and "Nately's whore's kid sister" rolls of the tongue.

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Why would anyone do this?

Ouch. I feel like the guy in Nausea personally.

FYI Tisserand was not the protagonist

>Don Quixote never really had that buddy cop movie release where they get over their differences

Vera from War & Peace so much.

I'm Meursault

>Veeky Forums users LARPing as Pynchon
>Pynchon LARPing as Jesus Christ
>Jesus Christ LARPing as a Veeky Forums user

Rincewind except without the failed magic

>tfw a guy literally once said to me that I was his Meursault

lolled

Maybe Orin if he had all the pretensions of being a lady killer with much less of the success.

98% of lit is Ignatius

myself

I work at a hot dog stand so I can confirm this.

Ortho Stice

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WHICH ONE IS IT

Who else?
Holden Caulfield

>NickLandTed

I could see it now

>Ted did you empty the garbage disposal?
>Nah it was a surrogate activity
>I've been using the garbage as compost for my vegetable garden
>what about the inorganic waste?
>y'know bombs and stuff
>Ted bombs and agriculture are technologies
>*laugh track*

Mersault belonged to no one tho. That was the point

who would win in a fight? Raskolnikov or Mersault?

What an absurd question!