Reading on the train

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Oh. Well one summer I had a job in Manhattan and took a 45-minute train ride every day. The further the train was from the city, the less people there were, so reading was pretty comfy.

What's so unromantic about modestly dressed women and people of African descent?

Uhh...making a thread like this. Asshat.

sad!

What are you reading?

i literally lol'd

>taking the tube in Paris

typical americano-lard fashion, just walk? Its a beautiful city to walk in.

>getting steal
>physical hurt
>people being rude
>farts in public
Nothing dude why are you implying that

put me on the screencap!

what the fuck is this post

so... that japanese insurance adjuster, hey ace?

I don't get it

Better than using a smartphone like everyone else.

autism

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Why am I laughing so hard

pls include in screencap wen repost 2 ar slash forr chon k thx
also here is ree action image nd le smiley with le carat nose maymay:^)

>reading on the train
>qt next to me on her phone
>say to her "you may have noticed I'm reading Joyce"
>she says "what"
>I tell her Joyce is the greatest writer in the English language and how many people think the book I'm reading (Dubliners) is a collection of short stories, but it's actually a novel with the city of Dublin as the main character
>she says she's just trying to message her friend
>I say "Oh? Not boyfriend? You know, Joyce was very romantic. He told his wife in a letter that he could pick her out in a room full of farting women."
>she starts getting out of her set
>I push the book into her chest and say "Wait! Keep it!"
>the train pulls into a station and she starts leaving
>I yell out "remember that it's a novel!"
>doors close
>remember it was a library book

hahaha

I lended him a copy of my diary

1000x better than pretending to read on the internet.

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i think its time to just delete this board tb h

>he doesn't read on the train because hes obsessed with what other people think of him and fears to come off as pretentious, instead he nervously stares at his phone, instead of using the time productivly

Haha! you fell for my clever ruse, how silly do you feel? emasculated perhaps hmm?

I read that in George Constanza's voice. Like how he says "easy big fellow" in the episode The Marine Biologist.

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So fucking glad I went there in the 90s before it became what it is now.
RIP, Europe.

>Not jumping on the chance to get some reading done for fear of seeming pretentious.

I'm laughing because others are laughing I am literally unconscious.

Holy shit.

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BUGS BTFO

I don't get it, either.

kek

this is the most important post of the year

youtube.com/watch?v=M0It7Mq-si4

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??????????????

i remember the first time i thought it was a good idea to go out in public to read. i was sitting in a park and some cunt was like Look, he's reading

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i read every day on the train, nobody gives a fuck

Thanks user-kun.

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I don't get it.

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Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

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Reading or writing at a coffee shop.
Bonus points if it's a local hole instead of some big name like Starbucks, Tim's or Dunkin'.

>62 posts
>47 IP's

Really makes me think

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>he actually included me in the screen cap
Thanks!

its... its not even that funny?

this was moderately funny before it was redditfied

Is this what really passes for humour nowadays? Bugs would be totally disappointed.

it does

bugs.. you could eat some carrots

I just want to add another reply number so that the final screencap will therefore be a little bit more funny.

it's funny because it isn't funny lol loser

Add in a pic of the pepsi kid from home alone

why bigs rabbit is fat?

Veeky Forums getting over the shittiest posts always confuses me

include me in screencap tho

>shittiest post

This is literally on par with "I really really like this image"

Hitler said something about the future in the event that they were to lose / Jewry were to win.

>carrot
What did he mean by this

>reeee Reddit go away

Give them a break; it's their first meme conception

So this is the power of power... woah...

>this kills the thread

ay lemoa

>more attention seeking

sure is, try being a meth head damaging your own property and lying to people in the neighborhood telling them that "he did it!"

I for one cannot read on the train. I prefer to gaze out the window.

Yes, even underground.

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what is this meme, you are actually retarded.
people that work and take the train everyday like 30+ minutes each way its really good to do, you just think it is virtue signally because you don't go outside.

>one picture of Parisen metro
>WOW ALL OF PARIS MUST BE LIKE THAT

clearly haven't been to Paris/France

Nice but I think it's even funnier with the amount of (You)s it has now

I love this place

Yeah, correcting someone's grammar, spelling and punctuation on Veeky Forums.

>no Oxford comma

Yeah, He said there would be racketball.
He was right. . .

That's a lot of (Yous) for one man

for you

Why did you post this?

pretentious attention-seeking

bugs.. easy on the carrots

i like my carrots like i like my detective fiction: sunny-side up

Reading on the train is great. On Amtrak, you can drink, too (just bring in a hip flask, don't pay seven bucks for a Budweiser).

Just because.