Are there any even moderately critically well-received novelists who are smoking hot women?

are there any even moderately critically well-received novelists who are smoking hot women?

I don't mean odd-looking chicks who can be construed as qt when seen through a certain loving lens. I mean downright hot, swimsuit model tier.

because I want to read her

Arundhati Roy still was in the late '90's when The God of Small Things came out. But she is an old woman now, lad.

me after HRT

There are / have been.

They usually off themselves.

Pic related

She's really good too

donna tartt was very qt

No, every great female writer was either really ugly or at least very odd-looking. Case in point: Woolf, O'Connor, Mansfield, Eliot, Yourcenar, the list could go on.

yeah, Angela Carter, being another one.

I think Zadie Smith is hot

>hot
for a mischling?

...

gay

she's like a 4 dude

Hey, I'd've put my head in her oven if you know what I mean.

Old hags aren't attractive. Swimsuit models aren't attractive. There is no 'attractive female' past age 16 and even the overwhelming majority of them are just ugly.
Off-the-hinges spazzbag trying to dress like Marilyn down to the hair despite having a man's face.

no

Is she jewish?

R O C K H A R D

I don't think good looking people have anything meaningful to say.

JK Rowling

The first thought of a hot woman: Should I eat this cake later or suck his dick now?

It takes effort to be "hot".
Effort that could have been invested in improving writing skills.