Should I name my cat Azazel or Mephisto?

Should I name my cat Azazel or Mephisto?

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>naming your symbiotic parasite

its just a fucking cat you femme

symbiotic parasite it is

you should be made aware of the fact that the evil jewish wizard in the smurfs has a cat named azrael
and that those names sound similar enough to draw an unflattering parallel between you and this guy
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargamel
now do what you want who cares

>the evil jewish wizard in the smurfs

man, there once was a time in america when the titans of industry were dudes like walt disney and henry ford...

Behemoth

Azathoth

nigger man

My cat is blind in one eye and crippled, so i named him Logos.

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Alcibiades

What is a good name for a tortoise shell cat?

behemoth

This, you illiterate baboon.

If you're going for demon names, go with Baal. It's shorter so your cat can recognize it's own name and Baal is depicted as 1/3 cat.

Byleth is also a good one.

how to say Baal?

does it rhyme with "bail"? is it two syllables or one?

you should name him jordan b pawserton
but if he uses his claws improperly, and destroys your furniture, take a truly Old Testament shit in his box
and tell him to clean *that* room

he will grow up to hate you
but the hate will make him strong
once he learns to compose himself as a cat properly, knowing that you are harsh, but fair,
and from out of this chaos he will create for himself a new order of being

I think it depends on your native language. I said it in a single syllable and it rhymes with the spanish "mal"

I think what you meant to say was

>all cats are evil jewish wizards

name it Methuselah and it'll make full use of all 9 lives

rocinante

Dee's Monads

I've seen it rhymed with "wail" in Byron's "The Destruction of Sennacherib", two syllables:

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their wail,
And the idols are broke in the temple of Baal;
And the might of the Gentile, unsmote by the sword,
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord!

it's usually spelt Ba'al if that helps.

coldsteel the hedgehog

What about Baphomet

Bayy'ayyll?

It's gotta be a dog to be Mephisto.

Bah-ahl.

>femme
god bless you

Spellvexit

Arioch

he's not black so that wouldn't be accurate

What about Jesus, with the Mexican pronunciation?

How about Iesu

I like that.

/ˈbeJəl/ according to wikipedia.

So like bay-el I believe.

Deborah

gatante*

Call it Muezza after the favourite cat of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

Leviathan

Name him Glen

Call your cat "Schrödinger" and when someone goes "oh, that's an unusual name" you explain to them Schrödinger's cat thought experiment in-depth.

Repeat this till everyone who meets you, hates you.

I own a goat, but I forgot his name. It's not like I ever call him using English words; goats can't speak any human language, anyway. He looks similar to OP's picture but his horns are sawed off. So, what I did to call him was use guttural noises, like I was hawking, which worked fine. I suppose his name is technically the hawking sound.