Age

pretty sure that's an actual crime

>20
>I'm kinda good at hacky sack
>Crime & Punishment

crime THIS homo

youtu.be/8o__jZ7VuGI?t=2s

>20
>I bought a kindle a few days ago
>spring snow

>19
>I'm a drunk
>Reading Beyond Good & Evil by Nietzsche

>23
>Diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and Antisocial Personality Disorder
>Slaughterhouse Five

>23
>Collect antique danger sticks
>Moby Dick

What's a danger stick?

>37
>virgin
>Inherent Vice

>22
>I have an identical twin brother
>Goethe's Diwan

> 30
> /fitlit/ stallion
> Gates of Fire- Steven Pressfield.

21

I have an identical twin brother

Ulysses

I collect novelty fish pillows

you define yourself by your brother?

Raifus and such

it's not the only interesting thing about me, just one of them.

You got sum pics bb?

sure. this is my fav, but I also got a wels catfish, a mackerel and a wolffish. They have to be photoprint, that's why I don't have more. Also, I have a butterfly fish bag, which is my favorite bag. The tail swishes when I walk.

That's actually pretty neat

>25
>I wanna be a knight
>Brothers Karamazov (or at least I should be but I have stopped somewhere in the middle of the book)

>19
>haven't drunk any alcohol for two years
>history of western philosophy by bertrand russell

22
im better than all of you
barry strauss, the trojan war a new history

>i have never drank any form of softdrink
i dont believe you

kys

thank you! here's my bag.

>21
>Began taking piracetam yesterday, 3x700mg daily. Bought a Veeky Forums pass the day before that. Shitposting prowess has reached unprecedented heights. Is this what a meaningful life feels like? s
>Ulysses, at Circe, smd

>21
>my dog kind of killed someone
>lolita

>18
>I'm bad at committing to things, and read too much at once
>Ars Amatoria (in Latin, Ovid), Maurice (EM Forster), Mythology (Edith Hamilton), Literary Theory: A Very Short Introduction (J Culler), forallx (PD Magnus), Logic: A Very Short Introduction (Graham Priest), Literature in the Greek and Roman Worlds (Oliver Taplin), Phaedo (in English, Plato)

25
i was homeless, like on the streets homeless, for six months earlier this year
Cancer Ward

>21
>the most I've masturbated in a day was 12 times
>The Gay Science

>12 times
you're like a little baby

>20
>i write satirical catholic/reactionary articles and publish them on fake-rightwing website to see how many people take them seriously. I have 500 likes on facebook so far
> Petersburg

>18
>brainlet probably tism as well
>reading Kokoro and Democracy: the God that Failed
I need to just finish Kokoro already, it's short as fuck but the part I'm at now is so damn boring, also brainlet so I read like a page every 5 minutes

>28
>I have never been to the dentist
>The Pale King

>29
>Scottish
>Dune

>24
>I am perhaps the most important unknown person of the current year and political clime, and I don't want to be, but have to
>Paradise Lost

Story on dog

>19
>Recently moved countries
>Jack Kerouac's "On the Road"

>21
>First time I post an interesting factoid
>Adolphe by Benjamin Constant

>summer 2015
>at my family's beach house that sits on a river
>there's a little public shore perpendicular to it
>have guests over
>they let our dog outside
>my dog spots another dog on the little beach
>beach dog happens to be a fat, cancer ridden pitbull going through chemo
>it's in one of those radio flyer wagons because it can barely walk
>my dog is incapable of minding his own business and jumps onto the beach to see what this wagon dog's deal is
>wagon dog is clearly not in the best of moods
>fight breaks out
>owner tries to separate them and during this moment I guess he is grazed by my dog
>it's not a big wound or anything, not even sure if he drew blood
>my dog got his leg pretty fucked up and had to be lifted and taken back to our home
>a couple of days later the wagon dog owner has a heart attack and dies
>in the autopsy later they find animal (dog) bacteria in his blood, along with some other drugs
>family being sued now
>mfw my dog killed someone indirectly through biological warfare
>mfw I have a komodo dragon for a dog
>mfw I can never listen to "who let the dogs out" again
Pic related. Does that look like the face of a murderer to you??

>21
>Have never left the US
>Cosmicomics

>21
>I've been teaching myself Russian for the past year
>Sartre's Being and Nothingness

Assuming you're American, you shouldn't have had any alcohol in the past 19 years

>20
>I speak Farsi but have never travelled to the Middle East and am White British
>The Transparency of Evil, Baudrillard

>everyone is american
I mean, in germany you can drink beer at 16, legally. Everything over 18% is for 18+ but come the fuck on.

>visit my father in the states
>be 20
>go into a restaurant
>what would you like to drink
>beer
>lady looks at my father
>user's from germany, he says
>lady's head snaps around to me
>oh my god! I'm so sorry! that's awful! I'm so sorry! I'd give you some, but y'know-

Sometimes I miss the states. But it's like- the pros and cons are so fucking polarized how is that possible?
>strangers are super nice
>politics are still in the 1900s
>community is really sweet
>still lynch black people
>real comfy americana
>people die because they can't afford medication
Like, goddammit.

>26
>I used to steal stuff all the time as a kid. Be it toys, video games, pokemon cards or food (candy and whatnot) I never needed the stuff but I stole for the thrill and needed attention
>War of the End of the World

>22
>I chain smoke rolled cigarettes
>The thousand Autumns of Jaboc De Zoet

What user should have done has no link with what is legal for user to have done

What is this, in the States it is illegal for minors (21 and under) to purchase and consume alcohol. That being said, in some states implying paternal constent, a minor may be allowed to consume alcohol. Since it was not purcahse by them, they may consume since not consuming is conditional upon not buying, or is it?

But what SHOULD a minor do? Let alone an adult? I'm not going to go that in depth but I will say that a being that belongs to a soverign state should do what is legally expected of them as according to the laws that govern over them.

Back to the question, SHOULD a minor consume alcohol? A minor is free to be "free", but only to a certain extent. They are not given the rights of adults, that is what being a minor means.

An adult, in the United States, is anyone over 18 years of age. So can a 19 year old purchase and consume alcohol? No longer constrained by the moniker "minor" they are free to do as they please without parental constent. So can they so in those states where underage drinking is allowed, can the 19 year old consume alcohol without parental constent?

Morelike "How to Lick Ass and Give Handjobs to People"

>I'm An Animation
>I like carrots
>Graphic Novels

>I feel ancient
>Getting ready apply to Law School
>Le End of History Man and some psychology articles for a paper I'm working on.

>18
>Have a good memory, so peple assume that I'm smarter than I really am
>The Myth of Sisyphus by Camus

that clothes is ugly. put him some gucci stuff damn

twenysumtin
betrayed horribly by people, disappointed beyond consolation
deep work, myth of sisyphus, man and his symbols

33

recently diagnosed with heart murmur, I met a noted garage band's lead singer once.

Witty's PI, just finished David Anfam's Catalogue Raisonne about Mark Rothko, expect to start reading The Federalist soon during work breaks for the next few months.

>20
>planning on moving away after college and cutting off all my friends if I don't kill myself before then
>just finished Thus Spoke Zarathustra

>41
>i have herpes
>I don't read

are you black? why do you have a black persons dog?

I was just gonna say the dog looks black.

D-dad?

24
I tought I had overcome some crush I had but yesterday I had a very emotional intense dream with her.
Tristes tropiques

You're 24, for goodness' sake, man. Men your age, all over the world, are having families, and you have "a crush".
Pull yourself together.

25
I met a stripper at a bar outside of her work, she told me where she works, so I went in there and we've chatted for like 10 hours. seemed to have a great time, she seems into me, tells me her real name, I check her on facebook and she just doesn't seem like catching up outside of work hours so now I feel like I've been duped.
>Steppenwolf - and not enjoying it too much

;-;

>early twenties
>although I have a lifelong love for cats, I was once forced to shoot a kitten, which still haunts me to this day, more than other things.
>The Trial by Kafka, among others. I have a bad habit of reading multiple books at once.

Wtf my dog is a pure bred boxer with perfect aryan genes and a symmetrical face

>18
>Scared of student loans and regretting choosing computer science as my major
>The Way of Kings

>18
>I have an extra half rib on my left side, and my left leg is about 8mm shorter than my right
>The Bone People by Keri Hulme and re-reading Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger (Read it when i was much younger and didn't really get it)

Stop watching porn
watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=7oFVOJf0TzY&t=1s&index=1&list=PLHpIDpBQezAgDuqfyfNxAjB702TdUERQ9

>the most I've masturbated in a day was 12 times
those are rookie numbers, you've got to pump those numbers up

>21.
>Finished uni last November, been a reclusive NEET since.
>Dr Zhivago. Just started. Its aight. Haven't been blown away yet.

>21
>Halfway finished my book but worried that everyone and their uncle fucking hates genre fiction by now
>Dante's Inferno

well you should believe me. My parents are dentists and all they used to talk about growing up was the evils of fizzy drinks and i've maintained that habit ever since.

>36
>I enjoy wood carving as a form of meditiation
>Marcus Aurelius

How yeez findin it?

28
i am a genius if i have access to amphetamines. my iq goes up some 20-25 points.
Gravity's Rainbow

Keep telling yourself bucko.

the -oid suffix means "resembling"

a factoid is something that resembles a fact but is actually false

>31
>i was married to a minor celebrity's daughter (briefly)
>I've been listening to WS Burroughs' lectures more than reading lately t b h

>20
>cheated once
>Brief Interviews with Hideous Men

>20
>I work at a factory and have to go to work tomorrow for a 12 hour shift
> Reading Crown and country.

>19
>beta AF, have had like 15 crushes in 3 years, some were so quick i dont even know why i count them as actual crushes
>nothing lel im a fucking lurker

>20
>Stoner in Colorado
>The Book of the New Sun

>25
>I haven't had a girlfriend
>The Wayfinders: Why Ancient Wisdom Matters in the Modern World by Wade Davis

>22
>every girl i've been with thought i was a virgin
>starting with the greeks finally

What the hell man, why were you forced to kill a kitten?

sorry i lold user

i have an anchovy pillow.

>18
>I was born with one testicle and now have a prosthetic replacement for the other
>The making of modern japan

so the 2nd one is just for show? doesn't do anything?

pretty cool user probably hurts less if you get kicked in the nads