Why aren't you reading his book, Veeky Forums?

Why aren't you reading his book, Veeky Forums?

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because the lion's share of 19 y/o dont know shit about life and i have no interest exploring some fuccboi manual

didn't he set fire to his whole neighborhood killing hundreds?

I can't wait for this to be considered religious scripture in a thousand years

ya but what's (((his))) real name? Yakub Saul or something

I'm too busy reading a very complicated political essay, I think I might read Carl Schmitt again to fully understand it
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Really? He's jewish?

famous guy on disney channel. what are the chances he's goy? like 1 in 10?

It did seem strange, but I saw the DS promoting him (which is the extent of my knowledge about him) and then there was the all white crew. I did wonder how he'd gotten so big doing that.

That would've been much more fun.

will Veeky Forums ever recover?

in all seriousness, this guy seems like a complete asshole, a spoilt brat who doesnt give a fuck about anyone else except himself.

is he our guy?

I concur.
Jake-Paul Sartre is the opiate of the masses.

>because the lion's share of 19 y/o dont know shit about life

in all fairness the lions share of humanity don't know shit about life

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Just watch this video. Doesn't this seem like some sort of ideal life? No one on this board (myself included) will ever be this effortlessly happy. I've watched a few of his videos and I will admit I'm envious.

>Doesn't this seem like some sort of ideal life
it seems boring

it's all a show for the camera u dumb fuk

he'd have to be mildy mentally retarded to actually be this happy

Who is this guy?

Fair enough if that's what makes you envious, but I think I'm more envious of people who have books and films I don't have that I want or people with a more stable form of income rather than being "freelance" like myself. Don't care for some backyard waterslide to be honest, but I'm sure it'd be fun to go down.

>Doesn't this seem like some sort of ideal life?

meh

would rather spend my days being balls deep in a Veeky Forums qt grill as i rhythmically smack her over the head with my 1st edition gravity's rainbow

>ideal life
looks like a bunch of diy disappointments that they try to save by yelling and typing in caps desu

What a weak criticism

I feel nothing but hatred for this arrogant cunt. However, I can't help but feel a little inadequate, knowing that this guy has had a book published.

This is really just a wake-up call for me. I need to start writing.

that's a nice hat and suit that gentleman is wearing. it looks formal enough but also comfortable

You know he obviously didn't write the book? Considering he probably spents most of his time doing stupid shit, i don't think he had the time to write a book.
It was probably ghost-written and sold with his name to make money.
You shouldn't feel inadequate or anything like that. He has no merits other than being famous, which itself isn't so much of a merit either

> youtuber with five minutes of fame due to outraging little girls parents

Literally will be forgotten before the year is over.

>Nearly 9 million subscribers on YouTube
>Forgotten by the end of the year
You're a fucking idiot.

Nobody remembers Smosh or Leafy, faggot.

Just watch, half a year, tops. Doubt me all you want but there's very little they can do at this point. They've reached their peak and its bound to come down eventually.

Makes you ponder, really.

lol why are modern book covers so awful

because the jews who run publishing houses only hire their nieces and nephews instead of a talented gentile, nepotism might work in banking but when it the task at hand actually requires taste it's doesn't work so good

una vela peruviANO

One of the most telltale signs that a book is shit is when the author's name is larger than the title of the book.

theory checks out

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>you will never be dumb, successful, and happy
man why do I gotta be smart and poor

if ur so smart why can't u figure out a way to make money tho

>tfw I just realized I didn't want it

the only thing Im jealous of is how much he probably gets laid. besides from that it seems pretty boring

everyone remembers Smosh

Leafy had 4 mill subs before his massive downfall and that was because his mouth breathing fans sided with a different youtuber

U Latinos are EVERYWHERE

>besides from that it seems pretty boring
He's also smarter than you.

So what happened to Logan? Why isn't he writing a book?

This. Jake Paul is an entrepreneurial genius. Hate on him all you want *dab* but he saw an opportunity and took it. This is what being an American is all about.

You tell me, Rodya

He's us Hansa beans jams

He's too busy fucking Jake's ex that got cuckqueaned by Jake while she was home.

It only looks cool because of the superficial shit you numbskull.

People who flash bling in music videos invariably have shitty golddigger wives, record execs harping on them about 'the next single,' and if they're black they might even need to worry about some crip offing them over a diss track.

This only looks cool if you view the world through the lens of status, which means you don't understand anything and deserve every bit of discomfort that envy if causing you. If you're still stuck at the kindergarten level of thinking material possessions are important, you deserve all the misery you get for not even cracking page 1 of the school of life.

>England is my city

>besides from that

What do I even blame for this existing? Capitalism?

the new king of yt obv

Absolutely audacious.

/ubermensch/ confirmed?

>Just watch the video.
no

>yo Chad bro you gave me an idea
>SQUAD, ROUND UP
>we're gonna build a waterslide
is this real life?

>You've got to want it
You've got to want what? Things you already want?

No, its media.

What everyone in this thread is missing is how interesting Jake Paul is as an example of a wider phenomenon.

1. The Google-Facebook content distribution duopoly. Aggregation theory in action, network effects have resulted im these two behemoths dominating the information flow. They've made the internet as experienced by the mainstream into 20th century mass media with post-pornographic mores and 0 marginal cost and distribution (meanwhile production costs -> 0 with hd iphone cameras and go pros.
2. The rise of "Influencer" marketing. With wide access to advertising revenues and easy quantification of impact, people can now securitize themselves as micro-celebrities. Think of Youtube (Instagram, Snapchat, etc.) as the UBER or AirBnb of attention capture.
3. Recursive-celebrity. Why is Jake Paul famous? People watch him because they want to be youtubers and need validation re:what they're missing out on by not being youtubers. The narrative action of a video linked above is literally a bunch of children building a poorly designed waterslide. But millions watch because to them he's showing an inside view of the youtuber life. Of course he's not because an inside view is about banal media metrics: CPM, engagement, views, and so on and so on

I thought this was a joke before I looked it up

kill yourself you pseud faggots, go take more photos of your bookshelf

It's telling that lit claims that publishing companies, profit seeking entities, still have perfect authority to choose what's worthwhile and what's not.

The West is dead.

So do you think as I do that the "web" and surfing will eventually end?

The Death of the West is part of "the west" and always has been. It is probably the most defining feature of. Death needs time for what it kills to grow in.

HE GOT ARRESTED
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Every "YouTuber" has a fucking book now.

I support the inevitable YouTuber genocide. It would not involve killing everyone who makes videos on YouTube. Just the ones that label themselves "YouTubers" need to die.

>the only thing Im jealous of is how much he probably gets laid.
His ex-girlfriend made a video about how he would being other girls home to fuck while she was in the house.

>Jake Paul
Literally who?