Post your ideal Veeky Forums gf

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She has penis.

A girl who loves me everyday bro

>read me a book
fucking pleb detected. i bet she listens to audiobooks too. how the fuck can anyone stand that slow pacing.

My ideal gf is any girl who won't cheat on me, that's it

My ideal girl only needs to have a similar love for good quality literature that I do and be 5/10 or above. I have yet to find anyone that qualifies. Nobody reads at my age (19)

You know that audible has the function to increase playback speed, right?
>he doesn't listen to books at a faster speed than he can read them.
>not using 3x speed on audible
>not listening to books while you drive, work, and in situations where you can't pull out a book.

>tfw i already have my ideal Veeky Forums gf
She's obsessed with kierkegaard and bought me tickets to go see an andy warhol exhibition with her at the high museum of art last weekend
When I visited chicago I bought her this really cool leatherbound copy of all of milton's poems from 1936 and when I got back I showed her the beginning of the third book of PL where he talks about how he hoped god would use his blindness to show him more and she cried
Happiness is out there lads

Not if you're ugly like me :(

Deaf, blind, mute, no limbs, retarded or downs.