Eating cunt

Except that only faggots care about a woman's pleasure.

This. A real man disregards a women's pleasure and pursues only his own. Only cucked liberals think otherwise.

A woman should enjoy my white and masculine seed by itself, not wanting me to grovel before her inferior and worthless nature

Okay /pol/

>i hate white people

you people are pathetic

ITT: being good in bed is a left-wing activity.

Touching women is gay.

it's hardly a mutual compact

It's why they left or cheated on him.

that's stretching the bounds of correlation, m80.

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so a woman getting eating out never appears in the western canon?

no, its a strictly Asiatic delicacy.

ive never seen it

Are there any books with good oral sex scenes?

But what if eating pussy IS my pleasure?

Fucking word, i love eating pussy

exactly.

what sort of guy doesn't like to stick his face in a glorious vagina?

This.

>inb4 pussy is gross
Sex is gross, only virgins will disagree. If you don't like gross sex you should probably stick to missionary with the lights out.

Lol thus why they left you

cuck

Virgin

prim and proper perma-virgin.

sex involves sweat, stank and vaginal mucus.

deal with it kiddo

race traitors

Virgin

>kidnap
>marry
>vanilla sex at night only
>The Spartan Way
and they still call it rape?

beta

I thought the spartan way was barracks orgies to promote camaraderie

>only betas get laid

fag

my diary desu

the Spartan way is to shave your wife's head and pretend she's a boy when you sneak into the house to rape her after syssitia

Wait. Didn't Spartans see homosexuality as degeneracy that only sissy Athenians are into? Or were they just repressed?

Top fucking Kek.

My sides hurt

the Spartans were NOT homo and almost everything you hear about their sexual practices is Athenian lies and slander
t. submissive bitch boy

fuck you discussion cuck

43 posts and still not a single lit rec.
>all talk and no eating poucci and writing about it

If a guy will suck a clit he will suck anything.

every single leftist cuck that eats pussy has also at some point tried sucking dick maybe in a bro-job kinda way maybe in a gloryhole.

Why can't you guys answer a request without goin full retard?

Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy by RAW has plenty cunnilingus

tropic of cancer maybe

Then you're all faggots.

>Sex is gross, only virgins will disagree.
you should try dude butthole, everything about your post screams closeted homo

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not an argument

I don't get it, what's wrong with eating pussy?

apparently its gay.

I'm not understanding the logic of this.
/pol/ has some funny ideas

nothing. Same with cuckoldry and ephebophilia and foot-fetish these things get a bad rap because we, the practitioners of these patrician fetishes, are often more Apollonian than Dionysian and shy away from confrontation and and don't embrace masculinity because we know it's a spook.

I'm a proud cuckold myself and i haven't ejaculated in months, I pride myself on only getting my wife off, when she's not out with other dudes! LOL!

we have the opposite of normal hetero relationships and good! fuck gender norms!

I don't care if I am a faggot. I love it when I roughly pull down her panties, spank her really hard, then bury my face between her legs and lick her moist cunt until she spasms and wraps her things around my head as she cums. Then I stick my dick in her and fill her up while she's screaming how she is still sensitive and writhing on bed in pleasure, laughing and gushing pussy juice from her hole.

P.S.
It's even better if I finger her ass while eating her out and then make her lick my fingers. She basically acts as if it's a lollipop.

Cunnilingus is a litmus test for shitty insecure beta men.

If a man responds by obsessively trying to prove he isn't beta, he's an insecure beta. If a man responds by obsessively trying to prove he's a suave cool cucumber who eats the pussy so much that women call him the Clit Commander, he's an insecure beta.

that's honestly gayer than sucking a dick

people who eat pussy are the same one who watch reaction videos on youtube. they love seeing how other people get happy rather than get happiness themselves.

>they love seeing how other people get happy rather than get happiness themselves
But the smell of nice pussy is arousing and makes my dick feel good.

every pussy I ever seen stank. and i've seen a lot of pusy. I used to be a janitor at a sorority house. women are disgusting pigs.

How does your experience with some roasties mean that a nice pussy is not arousing?

stop paying for the cheap hookers. save up for a decent escort with decent personal hygiene.

>i've seen a lot of pussy
>I used to be a janitor at a sorority house
What the fug?

I think we've found the chantard who sneaks go-pros into womens toilets and posts the results on /b/

the only thing that arouses me anymore is fighting and dominating another human being. the struggle is the only thing that gets me hard.

I'm part of a relatively bohemian fetish club of men who meet up and fight until one of s is beaten then we all fuck him. I won't lie sometimes it's been me, held down by y sprained wrist and dislocated arm and fucked like my ass was a christmas tree and their dicks were a bunch of orphans who never got to experience christmas before. it hurt, but the thrill of knowing it could be me is the singular thought on my mind when I'm behind some punk with my hands around his throat and he's crying and leaking blood all down my dick.

that's what arouses me.

pasta?

Top kek

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top fucking kek, that took me a second

Most pussies I've experienced have smelled pretty bad, desu. But it depends on the woman's diet, just like with male ejaculations. I've found that the healthier my gf eats, the better her pussy smells. IT also depends on how much they wash down there (too much washing = bad smell since it fosters bacteria growth)

DONT POST IT

Do share your professional proofs.

...What? Licking cunny doesn't mean not having sex or getting a blowjob before and after.

i don't get it someone explain

well not to say you're wrong but me and the missus never "fuck" fuck. I just eat her out for about an hour and a half while she watches a few episodes of friends on netflix and then I jerk off in the corner while she calls her sister.

I don't care if it's shitposting, I love these /pol/ parodies

>I want to save the white race
>I don't want to satisfy women
Leave the girls to me

>Y-you cu-u-ucks!
I wasn't expecting that technique.

I think at some point they became more parodies of /pol/ parodies than actual /pol/ parodies. I could be wrong though.

t. virgin

He is literally the same sensationalist journalist.

>wallowing in excrement

he is literally not

nu-male

ancient greeks stated that eating pussy was manlier than getting your dick sucked

so did my dad and my dad's a fucking faggot, what's your point?

[citation needed]

>taking advice on masculinity from the most effete homosexuals in history

b-b-but it's beta!
b-b-b-but muh cucks!

how dense is everyone on this site? I don't give a single fuck if it's beta or whatever, you mongs, I don't care about your chad memes, I do whatever the fuck I want and I want to lick a fresh, juicy, puffy, innie pussy until it comes all over my tongue and that's that!

i don't care if I am the biggest faggot on this board, but god damn it i will eat that pussy

REEEEEEEEEEE

>insecure beta cuck writes a paragraph to convince online strangers he doesn't care what they think about him paying prostitutes to eat out other men's ejaculate and the whore's own piss dribbles
LMAOing at you friendo