Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lesbia." Convince me out of it

Veeky Forums, I'm considering naming my daughter "Lesbia." Convince me out of it.

>Convince me out of it.
you had one job (OP)

She will hate you for life for being ridiculed her entire life. No matter how progressive the world becomes, kids will always be dicks. Unless that's what you want to happen.

what's your last name?

Lesbia is a terrible name even in ancient Greece. How about Clytmenestra? :^)

ok ok how about daphne

I don't have to. You'll never even get as far as having sex.

Is daphne supposed to be a cringname?
If I had daughters I'd want to name them daphne or circe.

Literary names I would give my daughter:
>Cordelia
>Amaryllis
>Rosalind

She'll probably end up killing herself. If that doesn't convince you, I doubt much will.

Antigone is good

lesbia isn't even a real name its just a pseudonym fuckwad

naming ur daughter lesbia should be child abuse

What am I going to name her, Clodia? I don't think so.

Lol dude I really hope you do this

>Antigone

You mean "Stay"?

Atalanta will be my first choice.

Lesbia is more of a boy's name.

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Name her something normal you fucking retard

>1st declension
>boy's name

xexe

I've been considering Absalom for my first born son

Are people ITT really not recognizing that this is pasta?

I'm having a child if it's a girl it's Ingrid Agatha and if it's a boy it is a Jr..

Fuck it, just do it. At least it'll be funny

You posted this thread months ago you goddamn cocksucker. Most of us don't give a fuck how you fuck up your daughters life, with a shitposting dad like you if isnt this it will be something else

my kid's name is going to be Bill.

I'm naming my son Donald.