Write something very idiotic that sounds intelligent

Hillary won.

He who screams the loudest also laughs the loudest.

The currents of destiny flow through the heart of my abyss.

i am a museum full of art
but you had your eyes shut

2D random walks nearly always return to their origin.

InspiroBot is great for these.

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Be the change you want to see in the world.

In the game rock paper scissors, "scissors" is only chosen 15% of the time as due to the nature of a pressured decision, most people scramble to pick quickly and are most susceptible to the first two options out of immediate panic.

We hold these truths to be self-evident...

Pepsi? Coke? What matters is that you choose.

en je vader is een boer

I like this one, can convince a few of my lesser enlightened friends this is true

I would drink to that/

Love is love.

this one actually works imo

these are great

...Fuck

This might seem idiotic tonanclever pleb

To a clever*

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Good friends make good enemies

We all end up looking like the pills we take.

hurt leads to fear, fear leads to anger

In such a way, the epistemic fallacy that Zizek commmits by equating being with the paramountcy of ideology is in itself obvious. It arises from neo-shamanistic quackery and deception which presents the positions of the liberal petite-bourgeoisie as non-negotiable accelerationist necessities which will bring about world revolution, a stalinism of stalinisms.

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There are thing you don't know that are true.

Holy... I want more.

If you love life, life will love you back.

This one got my mind rolling.

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I thought this was supposed to be funny g-guys.

I think these could easily be approached as koans.

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This is my kind of aphorism

I'll replace it with chlorine gas

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i dont know much about baseball, but i feel like the guy with the bat who keeps missing

Pepsiman... easy on the pepsi

>carpe diem
>slavery

This is actually good advice for me.

kek ever tried getting published user?

Each and every scar on your body represents somebody's failure to break you.

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How can a simple AI be so wise?

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'James Joyce is the apex of literary art'.

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This one is correct.

>Pathogens and Politics: Further Evidence That Parasite Prevalence Predicts Authoritarianism
journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0062275

Biological warfare to wipe out all races other than my own? I see.. and how might I go about that, Inspirobot?

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