Do you cook with your gf?
Do you cook with your gf?
that is a fake smile, if that is your roastie op I suggest sleeping with one eye open
eating at panera
my nig nog
some weird cutie sister band: who exactly is she??
Why would I cook with some stupid whore? it's not my job to feed her it's my job to fuck her she has no place bothering me whenever we're not in the bedroom and I hope she stays the fuck away from me god dammit
That's some Harry Potter looking bitch there
Yep. Pretty fun.
Stop reminding me of how much I regret not cooking for her user.
I avoid my wife, she is starved for attention and hates that I go to the gym or visit my family. Fuck women, just not with your dick.
I would if I had one.
you okay, bro?
To be fair, she is an incredible cook, but a shitty wife. I'll miss her homemade jerky when we divorce.
cuckold in the making
She isn't attracted to any other men than me.
You sound very muslim right now.
sure do, I love cooking with my wife. One of the first things we did together when we were dating was cook.
That word has no meaning outside these walls.
Mate seriously, stop fuckin eating out with her and sling her some money to get those fucking eyebrows fixed. They look like they are about to crawl off her face and fuckin level the next three miles of woods.
that word was invented outside these walls, idiot
that word would have existed whether these walls were here or not
Well i do use both hands to cook, so yes.
Breakfast is our favorite thing to cook together
shit taste, her brows are literally perfect
why are you arguing about her eyebrows when she is faking a smile that hard. if shes looking at you with that smile OP you need to realize it is 100% fake. real smiles come from the eyes, that's a psycho smile.
She should be cooking FOR you, not with you. Drop that hoe.
She has nice teeth, the rest of the package is hideous.
If I opened my door to that Id kick that cunt down the stairs and gutter stomp her till she stopped making noises.
the dreams of a perma virgin boi
Yeah, but part of me thinks it is currently part of the honeymoon phase since we've only been together for little over a month. I enjoy it though.
my nig nog
Shes so pretty
would you cook for her?
my fellow patrician
She doesn't like cooking with me because I'm a fucking perfectionist and I yell when she does some strange bullshit :(
y-yeah i cook with my gf
Yes, but I mostly cook for her. Her food is great, but mine is just unbeatable.
Also she does the cleanup anytime I cook which is just the cherry on top.
Today I'll have self made pasta filled with ricotta, served with a mushroom, shrimp and sherry sauce. You fucking faggots.
I do not envy your meal.
Drinking from your water bottle at a restaurant
she is pure and only drinks filtered water to avoid the fluoride
tfw this doesnt touch me anymore
tfw you positively enjoy eating by yourself
you are crippling yourselves by longing for something that is just an arbitrary convention.
human companionship an arbitrary convention
your loving caring gf user
you do have one, right?
We bake together occasionally, but mostly we take turns.
No, but I cook for my bf. When I do, I get to fuck his ass later. When he cooks for me, the opppsite happens. I love it ;)
Used to a lot before she passed away. Now I'll cook for others, like my roommate, but not with her.
sry user ;_;
Yeah, my wife and I cook together sometimes, especially if it's a more labor intensive meal. We're more likely to bake together though, it's comfy.
I have that same water bottle
Dont cook with gf, but cock in her.
L O N D O N
Been with my girl for 4 years and I love to cook and she is a shit cook. Knows literally nothing about cooking somehow. I have been pushing her to learn and have watched her make a few dishes now while I tell her what to do.. She is great but it would be nice if she enjoyed it, or at least knew the basics.
Are you guys homos?
i dont have one(thank you god)
even if i did(at gunpoint probably) , i wouldnt
all of the wrost foods ive had were cooked by a woman ,other than pre-packaged shit
She looks like HRC
implying I have a gf
It's women's work, so she does the cooking.
You are a fag and fags aren't welcome on this site.
We haven't cooked together for so long, I wish I was working instead of being in school, then we could cook more often...
i avoid her
shes starved for attention
Youre just making the problem worse you fucking retard.
Me and my wife used to. Now she won't even look me in the eye.
What a waste of trips.
yeah just to be around her
Waking up a little bit before her and getting our atole blanco cooking on the stove
Feeling her wrap her arms around me from behind as she shuffles out into the kitchen in only a sweater
Drinking it together on the porch and watching the sun come up before I go to work
as someone who cooks for a living, I see that in the kitchen far too many people are either incompetent or lazy. so I cook by myself at home. unless I happen to be dating someone who offers to cook with or for me. but she'll know she better be good at it because I don't hesitate to let anyone know when they're bad at something or being lazy about it. sure it sounds a bit harsh but, if everyone always humors you and says you're really good at something when you're not, well you'll think you're the shit and see no need to try improving
as long as you don't stress her out she'll learn to associate cooking with good feelings.
I try, but I think she gets good feelings for me cooking for her
haha I get it
I do, but our kitchen has a limited space and until now we had only one cutting board and one good knife, we couldn't do much, but the recipes haven't been something that requires two people or is helped by having two people doing it, besides chopping onions and tomato at once for example, and neither takes that much time really.
I can't cook with my GF she stresses me out so bad
gets the smallest cutting board, pot, pan etc.. that's way too small for what she needs
"Oh well, it's cute!"
always makes a huge mess and can't clean as she goes
has like 5 meals she can cook decently, predictable basic shit
still has the palate of a child even though she's 25
The worst though is the first one. She's making a stir fry or something, and she gets the smallest fucking cutting board, makes rice in the smallest pot so there's no room to fluff it, uses a fucking hearing knife to chop all her veggies.. all because "it's cute and I like this one"
Is she autistic?
No, she has zero training or anything in the kitchen. She's an incredibly talented artist who paints, sculpts, all sorts of shit. Put her in the kitchen and her brain shuts off though. I hate it.
When I am cooking I don't even let her in the kitchen.
She got a taste of that sweet BBC,laddie.
This..only because my wife can't cook for shit
sad but true, those are classic signs of BBC addiction
just met a nice girl recently.
i made breakfast for her. :3 she is from culinary school so we might be cookin stuff for each other :3
How'd you meet her?
Yes. I use my left hand, too.
from a social media site that is dying abit. talked to her there during the start of the year. talking went ok but then i forgot her completetly during the summer. just recently logged back in the site. then i noticed i stopped talking to her without a reason. was pretty pissed at myself. then i sent her a msg and she replied a few days later. then i instantly asked her out for beers. that was a week or two ago. she seems super nice which is my top criterias for gf. now im very happy everyday cos there is the warmth inside cos there is someone in my life
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I'm happy for you, dude
No, she suck at making food, when we started dating she preferred to eat dinner in the bland school canteen than making her own food.
Earlier my girlfriend fucked up a grilled cheese, threw a pan and cried over it breahking
Fucking pregnancy how do you fuck it up that bad
My wife likes the idea of us cooking together, but I'm not so into the reality of it because she's slow and disorganized in the kitchen. So she's always getting in my way and making a mess when we try to cook together. But she happens to be one hell of a baker, so when we divide the labor - she bakes the bread and I do the cooking - things turn out great. So that's usually what we do.
The kitchen is my domain and she sure as shit knows it
She sounds like my ex. You know that's a load of bullshit right? As soon as I dumped her for being too clingy she was on another dick in a week
Why do white women look so evil? She's going to murder someone in a few years.
Evil is a stretch. I get the same feeling from them that I get when evaluating a horse or a dog. They have feelings no doubt, but it's an open question whether they have souls.
you sound like a fuckin dumb shit. no wonder you don't have a gf- you're so hypercritical of people trying to make you something that they don't stick around even if you can get them in the first place. news blast: you aren't a top chef and you don't have your own restaurant so maybe just chill and let people cook their basic ass meals if they're trying to be nice to you.
I love my gf but she hasn’t worked in a kitchen (she was a waitress for a year), and I get über frustrated when she insists on helping me cook because of the
improper food safety
butchered cutting techniques
doesn’t wash things right away
doesn’t time cook times of things so they’ll all come out at once, properly cooked
constantly in my way
I used to live with my brother and we’d both worked food service our whole lives. Knives always sharp, clean kitchen at the end of the day, we both knew what we were doing, and to top it off us moving around the kitchen was SEAMLESS because we knew how to communicate, and could tell when someone was busy.
I’m still trying to teach my gf the ways. This is gonna take some time.
My gf would fuck up mac and cheese if I let her.
I know it’s not the 1950’s but get married or do something about it before you accidentally raise a nu-male with separated parents, one of which can’t even make a grilled cheese.
Seek help. Or just kill yourself lmao
Have you had the experience of ever giving the succubus a chance?
then you may wonder, why do they look so evil?
Okay, this guy is an obvious sperg but
They look like they are about to crawl off her face and fuckin level the next three miles of woods
Got a serious fucking laugh
Then y dun u succ his diqq lmao
I’m still trying to teach my gf the ways.
I gave up on that with my wife. She CAN cook in the sense that if she sets out to make something it will turn out pretty good. It just takes her twice as long as it should and the kitchen will be a huge mess when she's done. I don't have the patience to be a part of that. Thankfully she bakes some of the best bread I've ever had, and she's way into it. So I just keep encouraging her on that front.
God damn it, it sounds like you’re describing my gf. Her mom never made anything other than oven chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese when she was growing up, so I don’t blame my gf for being inept.
gf’s mom said “wow, you’re kind of bossy in the kitchen, ugh” (she wasn’t cooking, just getting drunk and observing)
I was at her house
using her shit utensils
after buying everything to make them French onion soup from scratch
for her and her dumb boyfriend
I took a deep breath and cheerfully replied “yeah, food service haha :)”
I still gave the entire kitchen a scrub down after getting everything together just out of habit.
I kind of fucking hate people that can’t cook.
I never said there's anything wrong with basic ass meals or that shit needs to be five star quality but damn son, if shit sucks speak up or live with it. I for one choose not to live with bad food
also while I'm at it
he thinks you get or keep someone by walking on eggshells and being polite all the time
that comes off as shallow and fake as fuck
No. Cooking takes too much mental focus, so I can't both imagine her and cook simultaneously.
Yes, but I'm running low.
She's better now though, especially since I had a broken leg and couldn't cook for 2 weeks.
mfw she made the best beef stew with Guinness for me and it was better than any stew I've made.
it feels bad man
She has a twin sister. They are the Soles Twins and they are both 5'11" (without heels).
Kelsey and Baylee
finally find qt japanese american gf
nice, polite, not your typical roastie bitch
teaches me obscure japanese recipes
bitch mom pressures her to move back to california
didnt go with her because wagecuck
have not felt love since then
it's an "user wonders why he doesn't have a gf" episode
What in the fuck they look like they’re dying, or maybe fresh out of chemotherapy.
unironically falling for the loyalty meme
Good luck in life pal. Rough road ahead of you.
me and ex-gf had a tradition of preparing different chef john recipes together and adding the ones we liked into weekly rotation of meals
tfw we broke up after she discovered my camwhore addiction and ended up cheating on me shortly thereafter
My gf came from a pretty traditional Asian household, my family is very American. It blew her mind when I showed her how easy it was to make mashed potatoes, and she showed me how to make noodle soups. Get on our level.
I get the same feeling from them that I get when evaluating a horse or a dog
My gf came from a pretty traditional Asian household
get on our level
no thanks fuck chinks
Those are both awful foods. Are you trying to start a super villain duo?
what do you think their iq is?
It doesn't matter. You can't think when you need a sammich.
Sounds like ex-anorexia. I just to get the smallest, least convenient kitchen utensils so I can spend ages in the kitchen and then when it's all finally cooked, take photos that look like I'm eating normal portions to motivate myself to go smaller next meal.
Those are both awful foods
Who the fuck doesn't luck mashed potatoes and beef noodle soup? You some kinda commie?
Are you trying to start a super villain duo?
Yes. We're both disillusioned scientists so it's kind of perfect. We will call ourselves Ching Chong and Chalky.
Eats potato nigger and chink chow
Calls others communists.
news blast, everyone
still has the palate of a child even though she's 25
You mean literally all modern women?
Ching Chong and Chalky
Not Chink and Chalk
step up your weak ass game
Enjoyed almost exclusively by northern Europeans and those descended from them
Revise and resubmit.
Germans like their potatoes in the form of pancakes not mashed.
What's a "girlfriend?"
U fucked up nigga
wow rude :/
le wrong decade
My ex hated cooking with me because I always commented on how much oil, how much cheese etc etc she puts in.
I like counting the calories and protons too much.
That must have taken a while.
You can count most averages in your head after a while.
broke up with an ex two months ago
used to cook for her regularly, she would just sit on the counter in her thong and random t shirt of mine
that feel when I am an average cook who could never make food look super appealing but with her everything that I tried would always come off perfect as fuck
I mean perfect taste, perfect colors, perfect amount of seasoning, everything
I very rarely cook now. It's not the same without her.
he doesn't count the protons in his food
I know that feel bro. Lost the motivation to cook when I broke up with my ex, took a while to get back in to cooking in front of a date.
Now I'm dating this girl who doesn't know shit about cooking, so anything I plate up is amazing to her. We're all gonna make it brehs.
thong sitting on counter
nigga it tasted better cause of salmonella with that stank ass pussy gtfo of here with that shit obv you cared more about her taste buds than your own which is prolly why she left your beta ass in the first place
no, she overcooks everything and is a tastelet. she got big titties and a good sense of humor so she stays.
you're mean, this was supposed to be a safe space
MGTOW is the answer you sloppy one hundred and second pussy worshipping cuck
Ahhh yess, the Sour Grapes Cult.
Men go their own way out of the gene pool.
Don't remind me
t. Fearful roastie and virgin mangina
You are COMPLETLY right.BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one to be able to COMPLETLY satisfy any women. In fact women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They ALL lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and openly fantasize about it EVERY day, to be just ONCE fucked as a REAL women. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women like these were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK, to give BIRTH to their children.
Hate to break it to you but combining your dna with some stretched out roastie's so she can shit out your demon spawn does not grant you immortality. Instead it anchors you with a money sink and when she leaves you for Chad or Tyrone, you'll still have to pay for it.
mfw i was cooking with this chick when i was in hs and i ask her to get all her spices/seasonings together to see what she had
i pick a few that will go good with dinner (pan seared chicken thighs finished in oven baked together with rice, carrots potatoes in some broth)
basically a pot roast but with chicken thighs
one of the seasonings is running low, but plenty enough for what we need
should we just use all of the rest of this, there isn't much left
her mom and i look at each other like wtf did this bitch say
dinner turned out good though, her mom told me i should ask her out, i never did, and now shes married with a few kids and im in my mid 20s single af
Xir thinks shaming works on woke men
Most MGTOWs are divorced with kids
My wife isn't that bad. She cooks from scratch like I do and generally does not cut corners. I think her problem is that she believes she has amazing multitasking powers that allow her to do several things at once instead of having to focus on the task at hand. And of course she does not have such powers. So talking on the phone, reading facebook or looking at online videos while she's putting a meal together totally undermines her process. Her results are still good, but her way of getting there and the aftermath are disasters.
i still cant decide if op girl is attractive or not
does this influence your opinion at all?
looks like a typical crazy Christian girl.
she is a 10/10 qt imo
It might be because I'm miserable but girls who are always smiling like this just turn me off. Why is she so happy/
NO! Bad gib poster!
The reason happy women are a turnoff is that, unless they were broken inside, if they were with you they'd be miserable and you know it. But they're not with you, as shown by the fact that they're smiling.
t. normal man who rightly doesn't trust happy women
Those lanky ass legs
Disgusting bodies tbqh
I'm not a lesbian
be my gf
Why is she so happy
She hasn't hit the wall yet. Before Trump's presidency ends she will look like this
I said I'm not lesbian
I cook with my gif
sounds like the user is the autistic one here
no, you wouldn't you fucking faggot.
damn, sex dolls look great nowadays
Are there really any people dumb enough to interact with females in the current year?
Asian women can be worth the time and trouble of a serious relationship. But white womyn? Not even once! Use them for 1 night jizz receptacles if you must, but that's it.
le sjw on Veeky Forums
well not as humans
idealizing other races to hide your frustration
women are women everywhere
they are lesser but necessary forms of the species
I bought some real nice gouda the other day. It had some truffles in it, pretty mellow.
Gave her some, and she turned her nose up like a child that sniffed a fart.
Sounds like my gf, except she gets the largest pots for literally nothing and I end up having to clean them.
Giv qt cook gf
t.bitter incel faggot
comfy cooking is comfy, if it's something quick, it's not that big of a deal, the other who isn't cooking usually just gets the utensils
virgin status: confirmed
be still my heart
Self-improvement is masturbation.
you know damn well nobody using Veeky Forums has a gf
we had only one cutting board and one good knife
That's all you need, motherfucker. That and a decent rondeau.
Anorexic. Notice how there is almost no muscle bulk to their arms or legs.
Islam will dominate it in 50 years, so why even bother?
post a woman you find beautiful
imagine how distended her stomach would be if she ever ate a whole chipotle burrito. she's so tiny any food is giong to make her look chunky
She's pretty, but no eye catching. Like a gem made of plastic. There for "meh"
I cook with my friend's wife. She seriously wants my dick but I don't fuck taken women.
Its alright bro look on the bright side. Shes sucking my dick now.
ex says she can cook
go to her house for a meal
"i'll do signature dish" she says
"sounds good" i say
she starts boiling pasta
gets out a block of cheese (not chedder)
gets a packet of instant cheese sauce
add a shit load extra cheese to the sauce
pasta has been boiling for too long
"erm you should probably take that off the heat"
she drains the pasta for about 2 seconds and put it into baking dish
water pooling in dish with pasta
add cheese sauce which has the consistency of blancmange (not seasoned)
"and now what makes it special"
gets 2 packets of ready salted crisps
sweet mother of Christ
smashes them up and places them over the back with another 2 pounds of fucking cheese
bakes for 10 mins
watery yet oiling and hedonistic cheesey sauce made me want to do a 5 mile run and fast for 2 weeks and still taste like shit
that what my ex thought cooking meant
gonna try the potato chips next time I make macaroni and cheese, that sounds pretty good to be honest
the idea was average at best but her execution was appalling
Its not that I like incelposting but for it to get this much of a reaction is a good display of just how new most of the board is now.
All women are whores, can I also get a dozen (you)s?
is her asshole tighter than a ten year olds bum for you to put up with that?
I cook for my family often even tough i don't live with them anymore. It's better than cooking & eating alone.
super confirmed virgin
confirmed virgin muslim
nuuu botox is a thing dude, and natalie dormer is 35
hence why i said ex
D-don't remind me.
What the fuck this is a female version of me.
[spoiler] I'd fuck her so hard [/spoiler]
If you, a faggot, looked like that, your boipussy would already be stretched wider than her mouth.
Yea most women do that
:'( i want wife now!!!!!
u guys are all faggots she is beautiful as shit u dummies
Maybe user was just diddled by some chad-girl when he was young and thinks girls are forever gross. Still didnt get any /ss/ poon though.
Yes I cook with my hands everyday
Did he died?
then wake up as my fantasy filled dreams leave me
pour some whiskey in an old cup of coffee
jump my car so that it will start
head off to work
I'm gonna quit Wal-Mart soon; I swear.
Yes all tho my gf ads the speading cheese to amost every dish with pasta (says it thickens the sauce). Overall we agree in kitchen, we both love spicy food and traditional comfy rustic meals.
Shes a woman of my dreams.
Also girl from the pic looks like trap.
No I do most of the cooking. We live in a small apartment though with not much cooking space so it makes it hard for two people to do anything
tfw 5'4" and 95 lbs
I look pregnant if I eat a regular sized meal. I hate going to fancy dinners/events because of it.
She either cooks the whole meal. Or I do and she cuts all my veggies and meat
Yep, though she's more of a quasi-fiance.
She generally takes care of all the baking - bread, cookies, cakes, mousse, that sort of stuff. She will also help with prep but I have better knife skills and am less likely to filet my hand of the mandolin.
I handle the actual cooking for the most part, since I'm better with timing and generally have more experience with technique. I also make our yogurt, but that's pretty easy. I can't bake for shit because I'm allergic to following recipes.
Pic related, dinner roll-style loaf with dill seeds she made for me a while ago
Daily Reminder that MGTOW is a Jewish trick to destroy European bloodlines and that traditional families don't produce toxic degenerate women that cause men to formulate socially suicidal ideologies surrounding relationships in a vicious, self-perpetuating cycle.
make up a less disgusting sounding combination before you brag for reddit karma
My gf would probably live off kraft dinner, ramen, and PBJ sandwiches if it weren't for me
Dude, see a medfag asap - you've had a stroke.