Post a book

Post a book.
Post a name.

Read that book if your name is called, anons. Some people are desperate to have their weird Slavic-Japanese fusion name called out that is supposedly very common btw.

Gordon

Dennis or Denis

I think you'll appreciate a guy flying to Heaven on a giant insect rather than a pegasus just in case if the insect gets tired then the guy can feed it his farts

Tyler, Edward or Robert

got any Kens?

Christopher

sorry if you don't like genre fiction, buddy (hopefully this is an exception though)

It's time to give it a try, Omar. And Justin.

Go on Jefferson.
Time to turn into a political genious.

Jacob

This is what you get for being named Kevin, Kevin.

Beatrice

James

Ben, Or; Benji/Benjy

can agree, Kevin is a cunt name

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Olivia
Orson
Oswald
Oscar

arthur
bruce

Okay Jack listen here you're going deep into the Australian outback and into this mind of this deranged cunt called Johan Voss. Also if your name happens to be Johan.

> list of names beginning with O
> misses my name

I swear you did this on purpose m8

My Name is Thomas. My Name gets always very late posted in this kind of threads but please not this time. Give me a goodamn book Veeky Forums.

Infinite Jest, Thomas.

>tfw ethnic name
>tfw never get called

at least your name is always posted, though

thanks to these threads i bet your backlog is taller than your house

Sarah
Sabine
Sian
Brian
Baxter
Basil

Which names do people try to aim for in these threads? Middle-class white male names is the safest bet, right?

also Luke, Lucas, Luca, etc

why is he walking towards the camera?

That name is still a thing?

I have a french name, it never gets picked

It's actually very common btw

You could also try nigger names, but we all know they don't read.

Read this one, Jacques.

Requis and Taisha, this one's for you.

it bothers me when people list multiple names, it feels so impersonal

this one's just for you, peter

Ofelia

Read this earlier this year, can confirm, memes aside, it's pretty good

Oliver, prepare yourself to feel a love and distress like no other.

Have fun, George

I get what you're saying, but it doesn't bother me much when people state multiple names, it's just some anons are trying to cover more ground since there's always people disappointed their names won't be called out in these threads.

Saying that, sometimes people go out of their way to list 50+ names in one post and that does feel impersonal.

Still, long list or not, if my name is said in one of these threads, I would read the book just because I never see my name mentioned in these threads and I'm always up for a good book outside of what I already want to read.

Colin

Harry

Carl/Karl

Jonathan

Alright, anons who go by their initials, this one's for you DJ, JT, RJ etc. Let's throw anyone named Jay in there too.

This one's for Alex.

Read this Fred

Victoria

tfw you wish you were johnathan

>latvian
>only anglo names are ever called out
iktf

How has nobody said Andrew yet? It was definitely one of the most common American boys names in the 90's.

Anyway read this Andrew

Patrick

Autumn, you always asked me what my favorite book was. I never did have a real answer, but sometime in our second year dating, I found one. On a whim, I reread it, and made my decision.

I tried to find my copy to loan it to you. I never found it in time.

I know everyone misses you. Your friends, your family. They have more right to miss you than I do.

But sometimes I think I miss you the most.

I'm sorry you never got to read it, but here it is.

For you, Autumn. I still love you.

Lisa
Anna
Linda
Thomas
Heinrich
Erika

...

Man, you hit my first and middle names.

Good thing I enjoy old SF

I know it's faggy, but it's an anonymous post on the internet and I'm very clearly not over her death yet.

I'll take what closure I can get.

First time my name gets mentioned and I get something every high schooler has read. Thanks.

eurofag here...we don't read that in highschool jessica so fuck of

Tfw incredibly common biblical name and still haven't been called.

jesus
>holy bible

Here's one for you, YWH

Rose, Rebecca, Isaac, Malik, Gavin, Chris

Jovanni get ready for some horror kino.

Enjoy, my dude, its an underrated gem

Sorry for your loss, user.

ahlfors complex analysis
jared

get cucked

Michael

Matt

Fuck you I'll read it after I'm done Notes From the Underground