Write something profound

Write something profound.

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Imagine God, but the 'G' is silent like lasagna. That would be odd.

Only one enemy remained, two if you count God.

in soviet russia.. carrots go easy on the bugs

funny, but you're ripping off lil wayne since he came with the silent gees punchline first

Communism has never actually been tried.

something profound.

fascism has never been tried

Islam is wrong.

Islam has never been tried.

easy bugs... easy

It flew up high.

Jesus died in Spain

CRASH a barking comes across the sky.

Mom made one pancake while god got two golden retrievers.

Only one enemy remained, two if you count pancakes.

Only one god remained, two if you count mom.

Only one mom remained, two if you count dad.

t. mom

best post ITT

Being found is overrated and I will not violate my moral principles nor my right to an indefinite game of tag just because your mom wants you home, Billy.

lit is full of unfunny, unoriginal dunning-kruger brainlets

to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

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