Post a book

Post a book.

Post a name.

If you've been called, you've got your next book to read.

Have at it, Derek.

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Robert

By the time you've finished it, you'll have feels you never asked for.

christopher

a fun metaphysical adventure about death, the afterlife and existence awaits you

Connor

I fucking hate you, Ross

God damn it I have tons of books already lined up

>I have a ton of books lined up, but I've never read The Iliad, or thought to.
Yikes.

The Iliad should be in your priorities for reading, user. It's just that wonderful and important. Please do it for yourself, my dude.

All right, next it is

Tyrone.

Suck a pebble Peter

John

I have a fairly common American name yet never get called. Give me something good, C'mon.

Enjoy exploring the levels of experience, Marcus.

How is Coriolanus? Never see it mentioned here

tfw you have an unusual name so nobody will pick anything for you

>tfw a femanon
pretty much guaranteed i'll never get called, anyway, start reading Jacob

Thomas - thank me later

Top kek

Dan

Here you go, Rebecca

Alex, you have to read The Good Soldier Svejk. It's amazing.

this every time.

Michael, Mike, Mikey

Have at it then, Tim

Popular unisex name, c'mon boys I never get called.

Zachary, Zach etc

of course a woman will post virginia

at least it's not alice walker or toni morrison or some such shit

Get crackin Aaron

>op begins with shakespeare
>post a novel a famous shakespeare commentator and critic, with thematic elements lifted from As You Like It
>happens to be a treasureful delight on its own
>woman logic

Steven and all variants, read A Canticle for Leibowitz

Someone call Sebastian!

>that reaction
>that exclamation
Do you mean Samantha?
It's a rhetorical, fairy

Suck a dick, Scott

Hamburger

it's because femanons get chased out by all the LONDON shit

Felicity, Julia, Marisa, Steph

Essential Shakespeare to be honest family

Damn man, I just planned on starting Malone Dies, I've already read Malloy.

trevor or travis

Philip, or
Alison

there's bound to be a natasha who goes by "tash"

also george

I'm a femanon and i'm named after an old testament queen someone guess my name

Here you go, Stanley.

Evie
Stevie

Daphne
Darrell
Olivia
Orson

How Jew-core is it? I only recently finished The Instructions.

>tfw I will never get called because I have a slavic name
>inb4 ivan or vlad

ARTYOM

I bet there's a Junior on here somewhere

never understood why that's so popular in America, for fathers to name their sons the same name as their own

>Artyom
Actually Bogdan.
Read it. Good book, but the original(Faust) was better.

>tfw uncommon black name.

It would literally be a miracle to see my name in here, yet I always look. Maybe I just enjoy suffering.

I don't know if it'd be more painful whether to have an uncommon name and know it never turns up yet you always look

Or if you have a very common name that's English/euro-centric and nobody ever thinks to call it because it begins with O

either way, the struggle is real

> an humble messenger
> an humble
> an

David

Khaled
Ahmed
Mohammad
Mahmoud
Aziz

Esther

Have fun, Brendan.

love you user

I started it last year but didn't get very far. Guess it's a sign I should finish it

I've already read it though

Elizabeth

Catherine/Katherine/Kate/Cate/Cathy/Kathy/Katie/Katy/Caty/Cat/Kat and Charles/Charley/Charlie/Chas/Chaz (but not Chuck)

Enjoy it, James.

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Cool, my name got called

Shane?

owen: gravity's rainbow please.

Already read it

Sweet thanks, but I've been saving this guy for the end of the month.

already read this shit 7 years ago. Someone do another for Michael... please :)

Not Owen and I've already read GR
Thanks for trying though

Hope you like it, Ana/Anna/ Anne!

Paul

jake?

because that is too coincidental for me.

How the fuck will I find this is Brazil?
Okay user, I will try... I also wanted to start Beckett anyway...

As they should be.

awww poor roasty whore is excluded, let's all pay attention to this CUNT!!!!

lol you are mad on the internet

lol pathetic

thanks frendo

Tara?

Get to it, Daniel

> mfw name thread

Maria/Mario

Time for some Epicurianism Zoe

Sam

go get some life advice

FUCK YOU VICTORIA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I guess this fate? I am 21 and my name isn't all that common where I live.

Anyway, Nicholas
Learn the value of suffering

>tfw Живкo
all the names wich have their etymology in the noun "life" (I think every culture has i'ts own, for italian Vito comes to mind)

Thomas Mann is a genius and this is his best work

fuck you now what?

Cameron, go

Hey that's on my shelf!

Michael
>maybe no one will notice I forgot the image

Jess or Jessie

Marshal

Oliver?

Lmao nigga mad af lmao dude calm down chill n get th pussy

Yes! Thank you, user! Alas I am now free! goofing aside I will find a copy of this, thanks user

Rachel

I will get to it as soon as I can

>mfw my name is never posted
I'll give you a hint, it means John in Welsh. I haven't read a book in years, hit me with something good.

Get fucked Evan.

Not that guy, but fuck me silly senpai, I never thought I'd get called out. It's actually one of the few Russian authors I've been considering reading. I forgot how to read Russian though, so I'll look around for translations.

Anton, Sergei and Nikita