Haiku thread

i'm bored as fuck
so i made a haiku thread.
post your haikus, fags.

I really don't know
Because I've never asked
Ther fuck is a haiku?

weeb poem with three
verses, a syllable count
of five-seven-five.

smelly, rich, and dark
wafting foul odor permeates
in dutch oven love

...

WInter into Spring:

WInter's white dragons
Tricked out in scales of grey grit
Languish by the road

Spring into Summer:

Cherry trees in leaf
Like girls wearing pink garlands
Still with flowers on

Summer into Fall:

Mid-August rainstorm
On the sweltering elm tree
Seven yellow leaves

Fall into Winter:

Three Dark-Eyed Juncos --
Flurry-birds -- chatter and dash
Amid skiffs of snow

air conditioning
squeak my swedish office chair
a memo printing

Stuck in sleepless night
I close my eyes and listen
To the crickets song

i am woman
milk and honey dripped
as i buy my book

I thought about sex
The same as the night before
And the night before

Haikus are gay

>tfw people are actualy doing good haikus 'n' u r inferior plebian that dont know how to write poetry but will try anyway

Raining night,
Light and cold breeze,
Watching it fall.

don't be self-conscious, haiku are difficult if you take the form seriously. Here's a little tip since you seem interested. Haiku cannot include the self (that's for senryu)

>watching it fall

this implies self, consider replacing it with another image to contrast the first one with (haiku are necessarily a set of two images)
the fact you care more about concision than the 5-7-5 'rule' bullshit shows you're on your way!

Got it. Thanks for the tip user...
I never knew haiku had this rule about self.

My wife is leaving me
I don't know what to do
Please help

Kind of cringy now that i read them back, but it's comfy to do so i don't really care

>14-02-17
Brown snowmen standing
Golden rays shine on their face
I'm Comfortable

>21-02-17
Often difficult
Though life's essence found within
A relationship

>01-04-17
Showers for morning
Sunshine rays evaporate
Puddles on the ground

>09-04-17
Crackling of pinecones
Frivolous children playing
There's sand everywhere

>23-05-17
Among the mosses
In the pink and green garden
People break silence

>26-07-17
Light plays shadow forms
Sun through cathedral windows
Moonlight Sonata
>Haiku cannot include the self

Knew of image rule
Not the self exclusion
Many thanks user

First line is 4 syllables, unless you pronounce 'bored' as 'bo-red', which would sound stupid. Apply yourself.

Sweat beads down the curves
Sun caressed umber, yet cold
Delicious iced tea

I got an A+ back in 4th grade for this haiku desu

Far in the mountains
The creatures are scurrying
While the rocks lay still

Megusta

I am bored also
There's nothing for me to do
I have a migraine

Ocean black night
Mountainous pines shiver
There is no blanket

big fat stupid dicks
in your big fat stupid mouth
fucking bitch fuck bitch

The murkiest pond
Has more life in a few drops
Than we give credit

Little wooden dolls
Lined up on the workshop shelf
Waiting for fitting

I remember writing these in highschool

I just read the
republic by plato. it
is overrated