I'm taking my wife and her son book shopping later today, and she's letting me pick something out for myself...

I'm taking my wife and her son book shopping later today, and she's letting me pick something out for myself. What should I get?

I HAVEN'T MASTURBATED IN FOUR DAYS AND I WANT TO DIE. I CAN SMELL EVERY FLAP OF EVERY CUNT WITHIN A SIXTY MILE RADIUS I SAW A GIRL WALKING IN FRONT OF ME AND I STARTED IMAGINGING WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO LICK THE BACK OF HER KNEE PIT AND MY BRAIN ASSAULTED ME WITH IMAGERY AND VISUALS AND SENSORY HALLUCINATIONS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT WAS CAPABLE OF, I COULD FEEL THE COOL FLESH OF HER THIGH AND CALF SQUISHING AGAINST MY FACE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT SEX WHY WERE WE PUT ON THIS EARTH JUST TO STARVE PERPETUALLY

Give us the webm

yeah i just fapped for like the first time this week like 15 minutes ago, now i can finally fucking concentrate again, the last two days have been a waste of time

nofap is stupid bullshit, i just didnt get a chance to wack it

nofap doesn't work for me unless I'm constantly busy with work and school, in which case I just don't feel like masturbating. but the moment I get a lot of free time I habitually masturbate every 3-4 days

i used to work with a guy who was raising his wife's daughter, but he had to move out of state because supporting them was really expensive and he couldn't afford the cost of living around here anymore. the guy was so smug always going on about his gf and then eventually his wife like he was the fucking man hooking up with a supermodel heiress and not a trashy single mom with a 12 year old daughter baka

that's fine though, those nofap guys from the other site are so stupid, every acts like Veeky Forums is dregs of humanity but all the stupid shit is from over there

Every time I do nofap by the first week in I'm already looking at backpage hookers and it feels like I have a veil over my eyes the whole time. On the bright side I've cut the porn off completely but the urge is just as strong as ever, I'll probably start going to church and marry the first broad stupid enough to be into me if it mean finally being free from this bullshit.

I'm trying to not jerk off but it's hard. Woke up this afternoon after my nap with a raging boner (more so than the need to pee boner) and really contemplated. It's been three days. I don't know if I want to continue on or just give up pornography and masturbate.

Better than nothing, I guess.

someone for the love of god please extend this
I don't have a creative bone in my body or else I would

>Every time I do nofap by the first week in I'm already looking at backpage hookers and it feels like I have a veil over my eyes the whole time

same, i'm always trolling craigslist casual encounters if i don't fap for too long, gotta get nuts off or i'll end up with herpes or aids or a baby momma

i saw a tedtalk about nofap and it was even more cringey than most ted talks...the woman is like "see how motivated this young man has become once he stopped playing with his peepee? he's enrolled in classes at the local community college, he started reading books, and even joined a gym, oh and he's learning french too! nofap gives you super powers!" it was just a spectacle of cringe

double cuck: wife has a kid by someone else and she's "letting you" pick out a book

you get aboner when you need to pee?

guys are weird

Death in Venice
I wish it were simple enough to just not do it. It just takes too long and makes me feel gross after, but if I don't it's worse. Just last night I had a dream that I was being assaulted, and I woke up near a NE.

>tfw you're day 6 into nofap and are seriously considering hitting up those 5-6/10 girls who wanted to fuck you but you turned down

I think porn might be the safer option in reality

are you polish by any chance?

Kek. I laughed my ass off at the "letting" part.

only when you sleep, it stops you from waking up to take a piss, i guess when you're hard it like blocks off the urine part of your dick, only downside is trying to aim that thing into a toilet bowl two minutes after waking up

>not having an harem of 5-6/10 girls to fuck any time
The enthusiastic average girls are the best.

yeah, it's like if you dont fap suddenly you're looking through your phone at the numbers chicks gave you but you never called, and you're like "well she did give me her i number, i suppose i could probably hit it" but it's like fuck that just wack it already

You mean 2-4/10s

You dont have to lie user this is Veeky Forums

pissbones are completely unerotic, despite being rock hard they aren't particularly sensual, which leads some men to discover this one weird trick: if you drink a bunch of water before you fuck having a full bladder will give your bone that have-to-piss desensitized bone instead of that must-spread-my-dna-as-fast-as-possible kind of bone, and so last much longer

You cum much quicker if you have to pee, what are you talking about

no you don't u fucking retard, you need to get in touch with your dick, what a fag

Well, that's what happens to me.

idk maybe im a sex god i didnt know it