Has literature ever got you laid user?

My willingness to read has gotten me laid. But, ironically, abiding to my own philosophies has gotten me laid by a few literature majors through their desire to pick my brain and relate it to their philosophical studies. Can't beat the sex between two nihilists aware of their own psychologies.

I got a date from reading Pynchon.

She flaked.

No, they're slimy and gross.

I got a date from reading Nabokov.

I was arrested.

>sex between two nihilists
That sounds fucking horrible

So you didn't get a date.

Same here. 24

I imagine user was trying to say something about two people aware of their own desires, with an interest in experimenting and few things holding them back. But really it just made me think of these guys.

You sure read that guy's post, all right!

>be me
>first year in college
>be quite lefty
>attend a """socialist""" meeting at campus
>it's actually a bunch of SJW discussing the objectification of the black phallus in Western society
>be bored but still want to make some friends since I'm new
>bullshit my way into discourse with lacanian terminology
>SJW upperclassman cutie with light purple hair actually takes interest in me
>she gives me her number
and before I knew it, after two days of texting and casually hanging out to get coffee, I got myself my first girlfriend

>objectification of the black phallus
I hope you're memeing. I really do.

yeah quite a bit

>purple hair
>SJW
>socialist
All these mental health warning flags.

I'm not, they were discussing how fetishes such as BBC and especially cuckoldry serve to reduce the black man into a sex object, I don't even know why it was called a socialist meeting.

Once you get past the politics they're not as crazy as the average /pol/ bloomer would have you believe
>inb4 I get accused of shilling for leftists

It's the only thing that does get me laid 2bh

Sort of, my ex was a huge book nerd, she has a huge bookshelf and ran a booktubing channel, it's kind of what got me on her, and we dated for 2~ years. We're still close friends, but only because I'm a bitch who can't break something like that off.

why are leftists always willing to have sex so easily, whatever happened to love and intimacy?

post channel

I'm more concerned about the purple hair. I've never met a sane woman with colored hair.
t. dated multiple women with blue/green/purple hair

I got a date from reading Wolfe
it was my sister

>cucked user goes to a so called socialists meeting because he's a friendless 18 year old autist who's never lifted a weight or played a sport in his life
>all that's discussed is BBC reducing black men into sex objects
>some sperg female thinks she's found the perfect cuck in our friend user here
>becomes cucked boyfriend to purple hair who is fucking jamal on the side and squirting thinking about going behind her retarded boyfriend's back
>and yet he's still so retarded after all that he says something like, "Once you get past the politics they're not as crazy as the average /pol/ bloomer would have you believe"
>all because some purple hair sucked his dick once
behold the power of the pussy.

no

Stop, not again

I don't like these posts either, but sometimes you need to be reminded who's in charge.

must be one of those fat, ugly, 12 view girls

Veeky Forums has proven it's not responsible enough for booktuber wifus multiple times now

Why are tards only willing to see lifes intricaties as a left/right issue

I started my sentence with "And but so" and that daughter of a brewery owner invited me to spend a weekend at her family's residence.

kek

I got a date from reading Nietzsche

I got whipped

Its not a left thing, it's an everybody thing. It's all dead. Nothing left. Was it ever real before? Maybe, but that doesn't matter if we can be lead to believe it did.

Whatever you need to tell yourself

My first real gf was definitely partly attracted to me because I read, but no, I am too autistic to pick up some hipster girl in public simply because I read books. A waitress once commented while I was reading In Cold Blood but unfortunately my life is not a movie where the next scene cut to me plowing her

From a girl who I already had a sexual rapport with, yes, after reading poetry aloud. That's all there is to it.

>believing in love and intimacy
lmao

i dated a girl, who studied literature for one and a half year. it was really depressing, how little she knew about literature. she literally got the best books from me, until we split, because i couldn´t stand her pomo-attitude.

Yup. My first girlfriend after high school was primarily based on our mutual appreciation for Joyce

Neither have I. I'm 26.

bro chicks think im deep ok

Best freak I ever dated was a lit student. We met by talking about Beowulf. She was a real Grendel in the sack.

Viscerally disgusting

hum... my gf likes when i study(?)

LMAO NIGGA YOU GAY

>Be me
>Senior year of college
>Join student reading club because i had fuck all else to do
>Lots of SJW types
>Read The Road
>Give good analysis of it in group discussion
>After club session, qt3.14 wants to have a chat
>End up with a fuck buddy

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>Once you get past the politics they're not as crazy as the average /pol/ bloomer would have you believe
Yeah beyond this they are average boring hypersensitive people.

Holy shit this

I got a date from reading Lovecraft.

Turned out it was my dead father-in-law.

Lots of times.
>haha oh user you're so smart, I wish I could be like you!
But then again I have a bunch of other things going for me too, so I think it's a combination of all that.

>i couldn´t stand her pomo-attitude.
Define pomo attitude

>t. brainlet

Now that I think about it, The Art of Love by Fromm got me laid as a teenager.

...Perhaps I should reread that.

Same, I'm 54, user.

Prove it.

How the fuck am I supposed to do that you idiotic millennial?

Show the year of birth on your ID, covering anything important.

this is pretty much me and my girlfriend

sex is pretty great

Same, 22

you must be great around well adjusted, intelligent people
I mean they must adore you, I'm sure your ramblings are great at parties

Once but it was ultimately unfulfilling.

25 but I cuddled a girl while watching a movie once. My high functioning autism kept it from proceeding.

>who is fucking jamal on the side and squirting

This is what happens to your psyche when you lurk /pol/ for a extended time.

nah, it made people generally dislike me because I go off on tangents that they don't understand.

Most conversations just seem like meaningless drivel to me. Jesus, I sound like an angsty 15 y/o that has read Poe once

I had sex with 3 girls in my life. One was a long relationship, one was a romanian whore, one was a one night stand blondie from london met her at a bar

Wow nice

Tfw no qt Joyce stanning gf

how can one reverse this? I'm afraid of doing the same thing

Imagine every group like you are meeting some newly discovered ethnic group.
That's technically true anyway. The best kind of true.

>mfw even *if* I were to ever have sex I would probably be so bad at it that I would never attempt having it again

>mfw the last time I tried to had sex, it had been so long that it genuinely felt like my first time again
>and not in the good way

Talk about school or local sports, recent pop culture events, and general hobbies. You don't have to sacrifice your intelligence but realize the grease of a conversation is mutually discussable topics.

i used to lurk there and occasionally stir the pot but fuck that place does actually take a toll on you. think hyperactive fox news plus pop up nightmares induced through rated r movies and fetishes. and every single one of your paranoid aging relatives' chain emails but intensified and distilled into an occult like worship of a cartoon frog.

i can see how someone could go crazy browsing there. it really is a dark place.

to get into the major leagues, you need more than one at-bat

If you're fucking gay, sure.

Not every good artist is a pervert, but every good pervert is an artist.

Was her name Christina?

Literature got me laid once, but with another guy. I'm not even gay.

only when i talk about infinite jest

I remember chatting up a friend of a friend and she likes ASoIaF a bit and she though Wind of Winter was going to be the last book but I was like no A Dream of Spring is and she was like noooo fuck he's going to die that fat bastard why is he so slow and we had a nice chuckle so I grabbed her hand and dragged her into the rain to makeout. We fugged straight after that, it was a good excuse to talk GoT while undressing her and drying her with a towel/my tongue. Was fun.

Aw.

No. Anons, how are readers in your country? At least in mine they are wimpy introvert people, that with males; females tend to be posers, some are hot, but the average real female reader tends to be nerdy, not ugly, but averge

Angry virgin detected.

A girl once slept with me because she was impressed by my bookshelf.

19 and same

Duuuuude

The amount of shitty sex I've had far out numbers the amount of good sex I've had

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

Not missing much

Western society breeds weak women, petty overlords who threaten to leave as soon as the first sign of conflict arises

The more attractive, the more entitled they feel to their insanity, our culture worships beautiful women (really its just women objectively comparing one another blaming it on men saying shit like oh you think shes prettier than me)

Either stupid or weak willed pick your lot, desu women are not worth the trouble. The ones who dont want to netflix and chill are fighting for womans rights and still upset that men are genetically intellectually superior (no one questions why men have produced 99% of the great achievements in the last thousands of years)

Thus the cabal forms, women hate sexism yet form womens rights groups much in the same way blacks hate racism yet form black lives matter

They really are just fucking stupid, you dont have a choice. Every now and then you find a woman who has deviated so far from womanhood (read: complacency+mediocrity) that she actually pushes the intellectual envelope. Im not talking Susan B Anthony, more like Ada Lovelace

Of course the modern Western man should be left worshipping the pathetic feminine cult lol fuck off, im going to a programming bootcamp where the program manager is a black female who just so happens to have chosen 9/13 of our cohort as women. In a field where 90% are men.

Keep dreaming bitch so she puts me on the final project group with 3 other women, (1 started off our final project telling us she has been lost for 8 weeks now as she didnt do the prework lmao). The other is a bitchy whale. Final one actually contributes, but not code. At least the whale has male friends who can help her.

And im responsible when these dumb fucking cunts cant C#/.net worth a damn fuck on from here (coulda put me in the group with the 3 MEN who all know what they are doing, nah senpai)

Im not racist nor sexist just hate the double standards anyone who isnt white or a male pulls

same, 21. I am mentally ill, so that's never going to get me laid.

I have never had a woman consent to me touching her

yeah all the time. in college it's easy dude. i swear 18 yo girls are impressed by the dumbest shit

>not having them straddle you with their thick soft thighs
>not grabbing that fat ass and bouncing her wet cunt on your dick
>not sucking on her lips

bruh.......

>not grabbing that fat ass and bouncing her wet cunt on your dick
Came hard as fuck last night doing this. Tits are shit, ass is where it's at.

I recited a Shakespearean sonnet to some girl on chatroulette back in the day, and she took her clothes off and masturbated with me. So to that extent, yes. Though past that, nope.