Do you eat like a cu/ck/ ?

I don't do any of that shit in the video, but I do eat in such a way that I don't make a mess. Why eat like a pig if you are smart and dexterous enough to avoid it? If you don't, you either live surrounded by your own filth or have to waste a lot of time cleaning up after yourself.
I can't see any explanation other than literally being too shortsighted to think more than 30 seconds into the future, but if you are someone who intentionally eats messily, I'd love to hear about why.

Don't eat pizza if you can't afford the calories.

Eating with manners should be mandatory, eating like a soyboy manlet is shameful. The guy puts on a fucking glove to eat cheese pizza, please tell me you do this too.

>what is gluten free
>what is goat cheese
>what is organic tomato sauce
>what is low calorie food

If you eat gluten free pizza and don't have celiac disease, i'm gonna need you to kill yourself as soon as possible.

Please explain to me what "eating like a soyboy manlet" means. I guess this would be an example:
>The guy puts on a fucking glove to eat cheese pizza,
>please tell me you do this too.
I don't. I can't see any reason for that, considering that there is never any reason to touch the cheesy part of the pizza. The crust is dry enough to hold without getting any grease on your fingers. Occasionally a very greasy and very thin-crusted pizza will be so floppy that I have to bend it a little to give it structural strength, but it's still no problem to eat without making a mess.

The foods I find hardest to eat in my way are stuff like ribs and chicken wings. Even then you really only need to touch the sticky part with two fingers at the most.

>abloo bloo

Truly disgusting. That doesn't sound like any pizza I've ever heard of. I'm sorry your weight is so out of control that you had to give up on real food.

Gayest shit I've seen in a while I want to kill this faggot

>Please explain to me what "eating like a soyboy manlet" means.
The guy is eating like he is afraid of his food.

What associates manlets and soy-eating-boys with being afraid of food? I've never heard of short guys being "dainty" eaters, if anything they usually have low-self esteem and eat like pigs until they are overweight and covered in cheeto dust.

fatties detected

>E-eating healthy is wrong

He's a faggot and a pussy. I don't mean he sucks dick and is a giant walking vagina. That you can't see this from his mannerisms, and have to ask nerds on the internet to clarify, makes you a sperg: emotionally, and thus socially, retarded.

>The guy is eating like he is afraid of his food.

Ok, so a typical /pol/tard when presented with any food outside the realm of mcgargles, taco shill, chikfucka and the horror of a medium rare steak?

Imagine getting mad at how people eat food

You'd have to be fat to consider replacing pizza with some kind of "gluten free" nonsense. I'm underweight if anything.

Communicating exclusively through memes doesn't make you emotionally developed and socially savvy, my friend. I know what you mean, but I wonder why you can't just say it? You can't even examine why you say what you say instead of what you mean. The way the guy eats in that webm is simultaneously hilarious and upsetting. It is off-putting and I would be uncomfortable around him, because he's not acting like a normal human being eating normal human food. Was that so hard?

>not degreasing your pizza
how is life treating you? you're a literal retard brainlent, even ullillia, the famous writer, knows you degrease the pizza.

welcome to the internet.

There is no evidence that supports that eating gluten free is any healthier than the alternative. God damn you can't really be this stupid, can you? If you want to keep spending 3 times the cost for ((((((((((gluten free)))))))))) it's your money do what you want retard.

Yes, this example is simply the /leftypol/ version..

I've seen this webm so many times. Is there anyone that can explain WHY to any of it?

>Occasionally wiping tomato sauce off your lips versus eating with a fork and knife
If I'm in 'good company' I'd take extra precautions to avoid looking slobbish, but otherwise idgaf. Wiping the edge of your lips with a napkin doesn't take extra clean up time. How fucking dirty would you have to get while eating to need something more?

If you can't see the glaring problems with this webm, then you are part of the problem and should probably get 3rd person perspective.

>Wiping the edge of your lips with a napkin doesn't take extra clean up time. How fucking dirty would you have to get while eating to need something more?
I don't need anything more, a napkin is perfectly acceptable. I certainly don't eat pizza with a knife and fork. I actually keep a little bit of clean paper napkin in my pocket for this reason. I don't get why people stopped carrying handkerchiefs, although I prefer the ease of paper to having to launder some ancient snotrag.

What a funny guy.

Am I a cuck if I skip the cheese entirely and make a whole wheat vegetable calzone at home to pull out of my pocket, when the bf complains he's hungry, so I don't need to eat nasty restaurant food?

The gluten free versions of junk food are still junk food. In the case of white flour pizza, it's worse, being made mostly of white rice flour which is higher glycemic and much higher in arsenic regardless of where it's grown.

If you want to eat actually healthy, try whole plant foods.

Dumbass is missing the forest for the trees. He's going to be fat eventually because he's already thinking like one.

I see every problem, what I'm asking is why do he do any of it?

>Skip the cheese
>Make a calzone
I don't know what's your calzones, but I want no part of it.

>not degreasing pizza
youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

I used to actually. I had severe OCD basically what u see in this picture. Then i started a drug addiction to cope. Never been the same

>tfw self-medicating because no one will help you because you tried self-medicating

Jesus Christ

Since I've stopped masturbating and watching porn, I've developed a funny OCD which consists into aligning my fries and making little rectangles of 7x10 lentils. Overheard a waitress and the owner of the cafeteria mock me but it's the closest thing near my workplace I can go eat to so I go there anyway.

That allows you to eat your lentils in a pretty efficient fashion. You just slide the fork below the rectangle and everything gets on it. Plus, it prevents you from looking at all the girls around and having unwanted erections.

Is this some new form of shitposting?
If real, do you have some kind of professional help?

No help, not shitposting for once.
I don't think that hurts anybody and I don't see how anyone could help.