How do you like your toast?

How do you like your toast?

3

Untoasted with egg and mayo, and the crusts cut off. I donate generously to Sargon and Jordan Peterson's patreons too.

Between the amount of 3 and 6 in terms of toasted. Any higher and it tastes burnt.

>Not numbered correctly from least toasted to greatest

Ow, my autism.

>3
Peak toast

>8
>2
>4
>5
>7
Acceptable, if sub optimal

>6
>9
It's just warm bread, put it back under

>1
REEEEEE YOU'VE RUINEDS IT YOU STUPID FAT HOBBIT

best picture I could find, but it was already numbered

1 is what peak toaster performance looks like

2

3, 5, 7 and 8 are good.
1, 2 and 4 are too over
6 and 9 too under

>burnt
>optimal
only acceptable answers here are 6 or 8

That's barely even toasted. It's no different from stale bread.

it's just enough to make it crispy

theyre all terribly toasted

uneven toast is trash, which most of these are

like my toast really dry and crunchy, but with minimal browning.

think of rusks or melba toast.

Seriously. Did the do this with a bic lighter

5 & 2 are the only acceptable answers. Only virgins would choose any of the others.

8

1 and 2

Kek

#9, I like to actually taste my toast.

Beschuit is kankerlekker

i dont

Anywhere from 3 to 8 seems fine.

8 or 3

why are these laid out and numbered in this order. They don't make sense.

7 of course

Kek what's that a reference to?

Virgins, see

9

2

5+7 master race.

2 soaked in water of course

This made me giggle uncontrollably for some reason.

1 I'd throw away, 6 and 9 get more time in toaster and I'd eat all the other ones.

Medium rare
>ruining your bread by overcooking it

6

any of them except 6 and 9

those are just under toasted to me

Somewhere between 3 & 4. This chart is insufficiently fine.

In fact, more like 5. Wait, what retard made this chart? It makes no sense.