How can something so simple taste better than 99% of the shit out there?

How can something so simple taste better than 99% of the shit out there?

because the most common bodily needs are carbohydrates and fat, and your fat ass probably smothers that potato in butter and salt

people nearly visibly shit themselves when i eat a potato without butter. fucking faggots. you don't like the taste of the food you like the fucking pound of butter and salt you put on disgusting mongoloids

I'm upset because I'm dieting too

people can live on potatoes and butter alone.

potatoes taste better the more hungry you are. just like how water tastes better the more dehydrated you are.

if dieting highly recommend trying to get use to potatos with just a bit of pepper, even salt at first

when i first started dieting that's what i did with everything. didn't like vegetables, made broccoli with some salt + eggs or potato and would only put salt

you can do it user i went 250 lbs to 120 lbs without exercise just remove the poop from your diet and count those calories you can do it

No one cares, queermo

Someone is really high and mighty...

>fatass
Where else am I gonna get 3k calories a day you manlet faglet?

> i went 250 lbs to 120 lbs
Show us your pussy/boipucci you twink/slut

assuming you're 240 lbs and eating at least your bodyweight in protein, you eating 2kg of potatos a day you dirty euro fuck?

Are you implying foods and seasonings can't compliment each other?

>99% of the shit out there

Stop eating fast food.

i'm implying that asking why potatoes taste better than most foods is retarded because it's as simple as fat + carbs = happy fatty
gotta get in my kitchen first to get in my pants

>240lbs
I fucking wish. 6foot8 shit sucks.
I usually have some jackpots for lunch with tuna and mayo though but obviously I eat more.

>I'm mad because people add flavor to bland foods

this was dinner a few nights ago

well jesus 6'8 get your kcals how you gotta my man that's unfortunate i hope doors aren't always too short for you good luck user

How can I cum into your kitchen?

I have to duck under every door, stick out in every crowd and can never find fitting clothes. Life is suffering.

Potatoes are glorious.
Did you know that Peru has over 4,000 different varieties of potatoes? Crazy, right? If I could, I'd go there and fulfill one of my food dreams by trying every variety, just to say I did it, and to compare all the flavors and textures, of course.

Right now, these are my favorite potato to obsess over. They are amazing with nothing even on them, they're practically luscious.

6' 6" bro... short folk do not know the pain of having to walk through the woods getting hit by fucking everything.

Tall people also tend to not live as long. So, idk, maybe the suffering will be shorter??

there is that... and the big dong... and the fact women prefer us and we in general make more money and I could go on, but the air is thin.

>buttercream
I wanna put more butter on them...

>eating at least your bodyweight in protein
Wtf who does this

Hey, I wasn't insulting you, just speaking truth. I'm tall as well, 6'1", which is very tall for a woman. I have to order all my clothes and shoes online because normal women's clothes are all too short and no regular store carries size 12 1/2 In women's shoes. For athletic shoes, I just buy men's.

I miss North Wales, being a lanklet is great for stomping through marshes though.
Yeah I can't imagine all the work my heart has to put in to get the blood up and down me.
>big dong
How big user?
>tfw just under 8x6
>above average but dwarfed by my frame
>social gains dwarfed by my autism
Give giantess gf pls

1g per lb if you want to gain mass.