If you dont use these while eating wings, in public you are a savage

If you dont use these while eating wings, in public you are a savage.

Do you also wear gloves while eating cheese pizza?

heh I guess you're too poor for a real wing grabber

Do white people really do this?

No.

Maybe if you're a woman. The joy of wings is that they're finger food.

I don't eat wings in public, or at all. Birbs are friends, not food.

Chickens are dumber than shit.

So are you :^)

Birbs are friends and food. Just cause they're adorable doesn't negate the fact that they're also delicious.

The stuff you put on bird tastes good. Plain bird is painfully bland.

Am I supposed to not want to be savage?

>plain food is bland

What a revelation!

If you know how to cook you can make bird taste delicious with little to no seasoning. It's the same with eggs (or any other food). If prepared poorly then yes it tastes like shit.

I like the sauce on my fingies

Because ur a slob

Sauce on your fingers is the only way wings will get you into the bone zone.

>eating wings at all

Bad meat to price ratio.

You'd have top be a huge ginormous faggot if you ever did

Offset by stronk taste to meat ratio

Never need them, I use women.

#metoo

No I like going raw on my CP, if you catch my drift.

I think I do, but I'm guessing you would cook the base so technically speaking it's not totally raw.

Wearing these in public is the easiest way to never get laid ever again.

I never noticed till now but they gave Connery a legit Webley-Fosbery for that movie. That thing is a fucking antique minimum price $8,500. Sorry /c/k/ here, can't help but point it out.