THE FUCKING WINE PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao lets fight you fucking faggot

>correlation = causation
>off-topic on /v/
Kill yourself, newfag underage shitstain

What are you a middle aged house wife?

My wife wants to know if you want to come to girls night next weekend

video games

Cheap wine and netflix is a great date for freshmen sorority girls

wow for a second there I thought I had missclicked and was in because this thread and OP by association is fucking gay

>not drinking the cheapest back of the cooler beer the bar has to offer
>not asking for a dirty glass
Get dunked on loser

>(((independent)))

I once pregamed a winebox. I don’t remember the rest of the night

You know how to get healthy relatively easily?
Stop eating sugar

> Implying I want to live 107 years
I want to die right now

I ended up blasting music from my speakers and dancing around my apartment in my underwear

wow ur like so smart

I strictly drink hand sanitizer

Ummmmm, sweety the brain needs sugar to operate

that's a meme

...

Ozzy Osbourne also lived a shitton of years and did so many drugs he was high 24/7 and kept sugar bowls with cocaine in his house

No, people are just so fucking stupid they think being healthy is easy, like there is a magic pill

I drink and smoke this much because i hate life. I think you are missing the point

Whiskey*

My favorite way of wasting a trashy evenin boxed wine and dark chocolate

T. Sugar eaters

whoskeet

*whooshkeiey

Fuck off and kill yourselves then soyboys.

> Not vaping heroin
Ungentlemanly savages
The lot of you

>being this scared of vegetables

This is why you're fat

Suicide is the easy way out. Id rather ride out this cirrhosis like my dad and his dad before him like a man

>Not injecting meth directly into your eyeball
PLeb

>/v/ - video games

>wanting to die
>being a man
Yeah OK
Soy isn't a vegetable, if you're fat kill yourself too faggot.

If the current state of video games doesn't make you want a drink then you are the problem

I guess this is why they call this board random XD

/v/ - The vino

Sounds like bullshit. I refuse to believe it can do all that shit.

>STILL thinking this board is about videogames.

Children debate Red vs White

Adults realize the true debate is Dry vs Sweet

My mom usually sits alone in the kitchen watching tv and drinking wine all night. Do most moms do this?

is this the pizza plus tip threads of the now

HAHAHA EPIC! EPIC FOR THE WIN /b/ro
IMMAH CHARGIN MAH LAZORS

So if I start drinking wine Ill live longer? I better switch from water, its not that anything else this man was doing was helping him, surely not.

My grandma has drank natty light and smoked a pack and half of winstons since she was 16. Shes 80 now and spry as fuck. Im gonna try that.

*correction* shes been on natty light since the 70s, it was pabst before that.

Sounds like some empirical trufacts right there boiii

wow, wtf im a smoker and alcoholic now!

Might as well smoke weed all the time when one of Britain's first confirmed HIV carriers is still living

Some people can completely bypass the health issues of substances. Its a real miracle of nature

>DUDE LE /V/ ISN'T ABOUT GAMES MAY MAY

Literally insufferable faggots who ruin this board. Please kill yourself.

I would drink a beer with your grandma

HURRF DURHH KHEEL YOORSALF

I'm Portuguese, guess my "healthy" mediterranean diet and wine consumption give me a +20 year lifespan

looks top comfy desu senpai

DUDE
WINE
HEARTY CHUCKLE

Mr. Aligator!

Take me to the Moderators of this board!

We have an emergency!

>DUDE DUMB WOJAK POSTING L M A O

Pot kettle black.

a japanese artist thought so too.
Here's a drawing from that place

Hey OP. I saw you posted this on /v/ originally. I don't know what games you like but I guarantee every single one will be improved by wine.

>thread moved from /v/ to Veeky Forums
my fucking sides

Faggot mods

Move it back right now mods

another one from Portugal, looks like somewhere in Porto's district

This guy gets it.

For every person who lived to an old age by drinking wine there are probably 1000 who died in a filthy gutter in there 50's

>gutter in there 50's
>there
The sad thing is... I bet english is your mother tongue.

Why u such a grammar nazi doe?

I only buy locally made wine. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL WINERY!

>Pot kettle black.
Cuck detected

Who skeet?
All skeet, mothafuckers!

You know what?
I noticed to typo as I finished typing and still didn't even give a fuck.
How does that make you feel?

I don't much care for grammar. But is it REALLY that hard not to use completely different and unrelated words?
One thing is missing a letter. But entire words? That's on another level.

That thing never ever happens in my native language. But with english speakers I always see "you're" "your", or "their" "they're" "there", or "where" "were" used as if they were interchangeable. How can your brain be that fucked?

Drink more wine m8, I think OP is right.

>How does that make you feel?
Superior.

It's not worth getting mad about though. It's only words.

well i put it to u that ur a faggot and probably suffer from aspergers

>ur
u'r*

>i noticed to typo
i fuckimg hate you

Are you retarded? People who are extreme outliers in longevity are probably genetic aberrations to the point that unhealthy habits and lifestyle choices affect them much less than they would normal people like us.

Also, resveratrol, which is supposedly the active compound in red wine, is a total sham, and if you disagree, you are welcome to explain to me why development of every single resveratrol analogue developed by Sirtris was eventually shuttered by GSK. You are also welcome to explain to me precisely what the mechanism of action of resveratrol is (hint: if you mention "sirtuins" I will immediately know that you are a complete ignoramus).

Please stop posting misinformation about topics in which you are poorly educated.

>tfw nasty black poop after drinking one botle

telegraph.co.uk/news/health/12086226/Red-wine-is-bad-for-you-say-experts.html

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2688161/Moderate-drinking-IS-bad-health-Just-two-glasses-wine-day-cause-problems.html

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4529928/amp/A-glass-red-wine-NOT-good-heart.html

experts agree that OP is a faggot for reading tabloid trash for his medical info

>daily mail

>telegraph
>dailymail
(You)

so what should you drink instead of meme wine for its health benefits?

Sauce?

yes, the independent is so much more trustworthy, isn't it

Why are there two of these?

People always underestimate wine.
Thing is wine is the go between beer and hard liquior. Wine will guarranteed fuck you up.

Ozzy is like 70 at most you dingus.
That nigga did voice work for a video game in 2009. What the fuck is your point

>calls others gay
>posts weebshit

OP will never be as gay as you, user.

Ya, isto é o Porto. Parece a Torre dos Clérigos.