Where do i start with this guy?
Elton John
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I bet he can't cook for shit.
FUCK, wrong board.
pls be kind mods
>i bet this gay can't cook for shit
I bet you're wildly incorrect.
brehs what do you think is elton johns favorite thing to eat
don't say dick say actual food
What kind of sausage do you suppose Sir Elton prefers?
actual food
:^)
>:^[
>rebuild database
>skittles get all fucked
...
chop his dick off
Penis.
Do you think Elton John dips his pizza crust in ranch?
Tumbleweed Connection is where any good man starts
He probably likes his pizza with a side of wings...maybe poppers with some ranch
buy him a drink, then offer him a line. you'll be in his pants in no time
He probably dips it in baked beans like most brits
Tumbleweed Connection and Madman Across The Water are your best bets.