Elton John

Where do i start with this guy?

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I bet he can't cook for shit.

FUCK, wrong board.

pls be kind mods

>i bet this gay can't cook for shit
I bet you're wildly incorrect.

brehs what do you think is elton johns favorite thing to eat

don't say dick say actual food

What kind of sausage do you suppose Sir Elton prefers?

actual food

:^)

>:^[

>rebuild database
>skittles get all fucked

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chop his dick off

Penis.

Do you think Elton John dips his pizza crust in ranch?

Tumbleweed Connection is where any good man starts

He probably likes his pizza with a side of wings...maybe poppers with some ranch

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buy him a drink, then offer him a line. you'll be in his pants in no time

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He probably dips it in baked beans like most brits

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Tumbleweed Connection and Madman Across The Water are your best bets.