How do I get good with chopsticks?

How do I get good with chopsticks?

Practice by catching flies with them.

Get some Asian genes first

Live in Asia for years. I’m geisha-god tier now.

Pick up peanuts.
Then move on to cooked mushroom chunks.

Eat some cheetos

Shove your weeb sticks up your ass hole.

I could pick up a grain of rice, but I could never do noodles.

Is this the first thread of 2018?
Chopsticks?

Just use them. When you start to favor using them for eating fries, spaghetti and salad over western utensils you're basically set.

Remember that asians that use chop sticks bring the bowl to their mouth when eating. You can always just shovel it in.

Nobody is good with chopsticks. There's a reason cultures that use chopsticks consider it "polite" to make horrible noises while eating. It's because it's impossible to have refined table manners while using chopsticks.

Got dam kumquats

Just be yourself.

Use a fork, it's superior technology

really though, hold the chopsticks towards the back and not the front of the chopsticks, it's about scooping not necessarily about "grabbing" or "picking"

t. ching

you could be my geisha goddess if you like

>2011+7
>using sticks to eat food

doesn't really answer the question

>go to any asian country
>"hey you guys have any forks?"
>get spat on

t. no passport

that's a hairy 45 year old unemployed dude

peanuts.
if you can manage to hold three beanuts side-by-side at a time, then you're on the right track.

Let the man dream.

i'm sure he knows that

Use them for every meal

You either starve to death or get good

pick up m&ms with them until you git gud.

Learn how to properly hold them and them practice

that's it, literally just practice

Here let me help you

I'm p sure I have horrible technique but i have no problem easily consuming food with them

>Dining with oriental peasants
You deserve to be spit on

Watch episode 33 of Japanese Style Originator on netflix

I'm fairly god damn fucking certain that this was the same fucking first thread in 2017. I fucking swear.

six asians sitting on a table eating have six different techniques afaik. as long as you can eat, i don't think there's a wrong way to use chopsticks.

>How do I get good with weebsticks?

>Durr..sticks be too smart for me

this looks interesting actually

Get an asian gf and then every family gathering you ever go to will be at a Chinese restaurant.

It is no problem. The Japanese are not good at using knives and forks.
The Japanese does not laugh at foreigners who are not good at using chopsticks.

I have no problem using them with my left hand, but i heard it's considered rude in some areas. Trying to use them with my right gives me hand cramps.