Which slice do you want?

Which slice do you want?

The right one, I guess. Both look like shit, d e s u s e n p a i

I want a slice of your Mom's pussy.

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>that sauce on the crust

Neither

Left, because the right has pineapples on it.

Are you blind

what the fuck is with all the qc threads lately?

>dog food or chunks of ham
really making this a tough choice

Fuck you

my teeth itch just looking at that.

Right looks like it'd consider Barnes and Noble the ideal spot for a romantic Sunday getaway. Left looks like it'd do a line of blow off my dick and try to break into an Advance Auto after hours. I'd go with left.

You should be arrested

people stuck at home over the holidays maybe?

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RIP roof of my mouth

Left senpai

the one with ham but to be honest id rather just not

I would try this

taco desu

Right.
Left reminds me of rabbit poop.

True

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I've never seen diced ham on pizza. Who does that?

>Who does that?
pizza restaurants

Not one that I've ever seen.

ITT stupid comments about pizza no one would eat beside OP.

left. sausage > ground beef > ham

That's Happy Joe's way of doing Canadian Bacon. I like it better than the thin circles most places do.

Do Americans etc

Is that... cheddar?

No, you fucking retard

That was uncalled for.

guhhh that makes me feel uneasy

left one

Its the superior method. The big chunks just end up dry and rubbery and fucking nasty.

left, with the sausage
canadian bacon isn't real bacon and canada needs to stop enabling hawaiian style pizza

protip: everywhere else on the planet, "canadian bacon" is just called bacon, and what you're used to is called "american style" bacon

Gross!

This is untrue, therefore not a protip.

Yuropeens have shitty pizza

Not even in Canada is that true.
"Canadian" bacon is back bacon. American-style bacon is side bacon.