Reminder that Veeky Forums produced a collection of poetry in the style of Kaur titled "Creme et Sugar...

Reminder that Veeky Forums produced a collection of poetry in the style of Kaur titled "Creme et Sugar," under the pen name Abony Williams.

docs.google.com/document/d/1xryu0eX2TcLTafLcWo25wdNaUQ2zY_BMSGvEDvLZ4Ks/edit

glad my poem lives on a life far beyond my shitpost station. if i remember correctly:

you are the cream
and sugar
in my coffee
diabetes

Not all your works can be master pieces.

i'm a woman
gotta take pictures of my
face constantly have to
keep taking pictures with my face in
them i have
three different websites just to
post pictures of me looking cute for
my family friends and total
strangers did you see me wearing
this new clothing did
you see me
standing
in front of this building

one time i went to the library and
just so you know that i went there i took
fifteen pictures
of myself
standing next to it and looking cute haha
look at this one it's of a burger i
ate that
i wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is
my face
can you believe the cutesy affected
expression i'm
making don't i look cute when
i'm doing absolutely
everything that i
ever do on a daily basis that i
photograph myself doing have you
seen these 214 pictures of me visiting madrid for
one day have you
seen how i stood next to
all the things and my
face was there and i was cute

hang on

don't take a picture of me let me make sure i'm posing my
facial muscles in a way that perfectly makes me
look youthful
and girlish and attractive in a series of gestures and expressions that are
half-conscious because i'm a narcissist but also
half-unconscious because i've simply
introjected a constant need to be
posing and preening and
peacocking in every moment of my fucking life and everything i do
is just a
vehicle for appending my
face to it because i’m
a woman

WOW excuse me are you misogynistic or
something it's not like i do this for
you are you kidding me you
actually think that i spend all day
every day every hour of
my entire waking life
specifically accentuating all the
secondary sex characteristics
you find attractive and
posing my face
to look cute and young for YOU
are you delusional I do this for me and
nobody else i
just like to feel attractive nevermind the fact that
attractive presupposes the question to
whom i do it for me and
nobody else now
excuse me
while
i take a picture of
myself fictitiously soullessly smirking in a
way that i've
unconsciously learned makes me look dorky-cute variant #81 while i
try on sunglasses
in a fucking
walmart

>tfw multiple of my poems made it in

feelsgoodman

this is amazing… raw, unfiltered insights into the female mind. how… disgusting.

Damn

Oh my god

Holy shit

nice

What is the point of this exactly?

i got one:

the path
is paved
with black bodies
they
say asphalt
it means
nigger

Thanks, I was just browsing some old archived posts and I've been wanting to see this

holy... i need more!

Oh fuck some of those are hilarious

i am brown
so what of it
if another white man asks me
where im from
i will
shout
if another white man asks me
why i smell
i will teach them culture
true women
of color
are
not ashamed
i am brown
this is my town
2
- intha lou

these are all mediocre, which exposes how wrong you are about the indian chick. you could not match her sparkle and magic

fucking hell more

The last lines are epic. This could actually be published.

i'm i'm a i'm a woman
gotta gotta take gotta take pictures gotta take pictures of gotta take pictures of my
face face constantly face constantly have face constantly have to
keep keep taking keep taking pictures keep taking pictures with keep taking pictures with my keep taking pictures with my face keep taking pictures with my face in
them them i them i have
three three different three different websites three different websites just three different websites just to
post post pictures post pictures of post pictures of me post pictures of me looking post pictures of me looking cute post pictures of me looking cute for
my my family my family friends my family friends and my family friends and total
strangers strangers did strangers did you strangers did you see strangers did you see my strangers did you see me wearing
this this new this new clothing this new clothing did
you you see you see me
standing
in in front in front of in front of this in front of this building

one one time one time i one time i went one time i went to one time i went to the one time i went to the library one time i went to the library and
just just so just so you just so you know just so you know that just so you know that i went just so you know that i went there just so you know that i went there i just so you know that I went there i took
fifteen fifteen pictures
of of myself
standing standing next standing next standing next to standing next to it standing next to it and standing next to it and looking standing next to it and looking cute standing next to it and looking cute haha
look look at look at this look at this one look at this one it's look at this one it's of look at this one it's of a look at this one it's of a burger look at this one it's of a burger i
ate ate that
i i wanted i wanted to i wanted to show i wanted to show everyone i wanted to show everyone and i wanted to show everyone and also i wanted to show everyone and also 80% i wanted to show everyone and also 80% of i wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the i wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame i wanted to show everyone and also 80% of the frame is
my my face
can can you can you believe can you believe the can you believe the cutesy can you believe the cutesy affected
expression expression i'm
making making don't making don't i making don't i look making don't i look cute making don't i look cute when
i'm i'm doing i'm doing absolutely
everything everything that everything that i
ever ever do ever do on ever do on a ever do on a daily ever do on a daily basis ever do on a daily basis that ever do on a daily basis that i
photograph photograph myself photograph myself doing photograph myself doing have photograph myself doing have you
seen seen these seen these 214 seen these 214 pictures seen these 214 pictures of seen these 214 pictures of me seen these 214 pictures of me visiting seen these 214 pictures of me visiting madrid seen these 214 pictures of me visiti-

i love
this one
it is just
perfect

Is this dead? I could sort of use contributing to something like this for fun.

weird how this is actually good

when did this happen? was it just random poems taken from kaur threads or?

I feel like mailing this to my ex girlfriend under a pseudonym. Bravo.

hormones fall apart
my uterus cannot hold
mere anarchy is loosed upon the womb
the blood-dimmed tide is loosed
and everywhere
the ceremony of virginity is drowned
- the second cumming by abony williams

Nice post. A genuinely gripping read.

wtf I hate girls now

lmao
Wish this would be posted on facebook. The replies could be amusing