One of the most popular documentaries on Netflix is Jiro Dreams of Sushi. One of the least popular...

One of the most popular documentaries on Netflix is Jiro Dreams of Sushi. One of the least popular? Jiro Nightmares of Ass-Rape.

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That's it whittu piggu, piece of sushi and some fish.

That'll be $900, don't foget the tip.

Good thread, David.

>watch this while eating cheap instant ramen
>pretend I'm living in Japan
>imagine one day I'll go to Jiro's and he'll accept me as an apprentice
>become top sushi chef and find my perfect anime waifu

I'm not the only one that does this right?

Some say unwatchable.

I watched this or some doc about him years ago and thought it was boring and turned it off, just like Rick and Morty no one cared about until years later.

you are, faggot.

Just watched this. Now I want to go to the sushi buffet

I watched this eating spam from the can with a spoon

you're the kind of retard that complains about michelin starred food servings being too small

>hurr durr two carrots on a plate

go get $3 sushi if you want cheap

>piece of sushi and some fish
Mozart
>a few notes and a cello
Sistine chapel
>slap some paint on the ceiling
World-record
>just be faster than others

t.jiro

kek

So you tellin me this man go to sleep an he dreamin' bout sushi!?

Raw fish on $0.03 of rice isnt an accomplishment kid.

What will happen when this old fart becomes kill? Will /tv/ cry or forget that he ever existed?

When are we gonna get Jerry Dreams of Hamburgers?

I, for one, will unsheathe my ceremonial katana and join the master in the afterlife

Do you expect a murican to care about anything other than portion? Let alone any culture.

Calling sushi a raw fish is as ignorant as calling bacon or salami a raw meat.

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>Defending auschwitz size portions

Good goy

Love me some hundred year old grease

eww

is this a legit norm joke or did you make it up? either way got me