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mayo is nigger food no matter how hard they try to claim the opposite.

Duke’s.

miracle whip is the fatty scum that collects on the top of mid-western sewers. They skim it and sell it to whores like your mother.

Mayo is best mayo

Duke's is what I always have, but I'd enjoyed this expensive shit lately

you misunderstood, jamal.

Neither. Try not having shit taste and get pic related instead.

I like Mayo, I don't think I know what miracle whip is

The packaging looks a little too numale for me.

My bro gets Dukes

jap mayo is god-tier stuff to the point where I don't even consider it mayonnaise

Then your bro is a bro.

Kewpie is disgusting

imagine mayo with less fat and more sugar

do you guys bang

Best, chinese kewpie tastes like shit maybe jap original is better

Neither. If I wanted something white and creamy in my mouth, I'd buy some knee pads and start hanging out at truck stops which over the road drivers use. Hey, could pick up some extra bucks.

no one wants your free mouth, much less is lining up to pay you.

miracle whip is literally just mayo with some seasonings.
I prefer it for sandwiches whereas I use mayo for prepared salads.

I used to see this at Wal-Mart but they apparently don't have it anymore.

I live in flyover so no Asian grocery stores either.

Feels bad man.

Miracle hooooowip

This bretty good tbqh
But lay off the mayo you fatfucks

HELLMAN'S: BRING OUT THE BEAST

Miracle whip is not interchangeable with mayo.

>Buying garbage American mayo in 2018
Kewpie or an off brand version is even in a lot of the white people grocery stores now. If not its worth the trip to the Asian grocery store

Pic related.

It's virtually the same thing as regular mayo you stupid fucking weeaboos.

If your in the S.S. USA, there's nothing else but this.

The only thing it is similar to is fresh made mayo. It taste nothing like Hellmans

This

>smooth and creamy
What the fuck else would it be you pretentious twat?

Mayo with olive oil is the superior variety.

This. And only this.