What does Azusa's pussyjuice taste like? What are the best methods of preparation?

Please explain to me how disliking this board being filled with unsufferable faggots posting /b/ tier shitposts makes me a redditor, you panty sniffing autist.
There are half a dozen places on the chans where this shit could fly, it's only being posted here because it's fucking funposting.
Fuck you, you cunt.

Pretty good, probably.

Just report the post if it makes you so angry, lel

I think you have autism

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Already reported before you turd lickers even replied, and feedback posted.

To be fair there are cookbooks for semen so it is perfectly reasonable to ask how female sexual fluids may be prepared in a dish. Presumably the fluids are different for each female as a result of biology and diet which makes the recipe that much more complex.

2D girls don't produce fluids you gibbering fucktard.

Does pussyjuice have any nutritional value?
It might go well with fish based dishes or as a replacement for fish stock.

Do you cry this much in real life?

What the fuck is wrong with wanting a food and cooking board to be about food and cooking?

There is literally no other board on Veeky Forums- not even /pol/ for fucks sake- that gets as heavily inundated with shitposting. And what's worse, the shitposting isn't even funny, or clever, or thought provoking. It's shit like OP, stale/forced/failed memes, stupid puns and 'how do I cook X' where X either has 300,000 recipes already online or is blatantly retarded.

Veeky Forums used to be a place for smart people to go out and troll idiots. Now it's a place where idiots go to make them feel like they're smart (fittingly, thanks to people like you).

I fucking miss the Veeky Forums of 2007-2010 before you fucking cancerous newfags found it and fucked it up for everyone before you.

You're the mainland Chinese immigrants of the internet, moving from place to place, destroying poisoning and toxifying everywhere you land before gadding off, leaving only festering shit everywhere you go.

Fuck you newfag, and all of your cancerous cuntflap teenage memesters. I hope you die slowly and in fucking agony.

Completely wrong

umad ',:)

start by reporting on the paid advertisment threads:
- sip threads
- McDonalds etc

Good job (y)

I can't report because my region has been range banned from reporting...

That's what you get for manipulating the democratic process Vanya

Wtf is wrong with her pussy?

Grow up

are you the guy who used 4 bitcoins to buy a pizza back in the day? no wonder you're so uptight. hue.

The problem is that the 'paid advert' threads are dwarfed by the number of genuine shitposts.

At least the sipboys keep their shit confined to a self-imposed containment thread. But I can guarantee that every time I jump on there will be at least six threads asking how to cook simple shit like boiling water, a couple more threads which are trying to revive dead memes etc.

I spent ten years as a chef. I cooked for heads of state, famous entertainers, and underworld kingpins. I've worked in the kitchens of globally renowned chefs. Having left that all behind, this is one of the few places I can revisit those days and share knowledge. And yet all I see when I log in is teenage fuckwits who see this place as an opportunity to be LOL 1337 trell!!111!1!

Fuck you all.

>anime smut on a blue board stays up for over three hours and counting

No wonder the mods don't get paid.

this is the most reddit post I've ever seen, upboating this shit

Why is it so hard for reddit pussies to either apply filters or just browse past the threads that infringe their safespace?
Veeky Forums has always been a cluster fuck. You wade through the shit and find something that makes it all worthwhile.
Stop fucking crying.
This board is Veeky Forums with a food theme, you can't take the Veeky Forums out of the theme, you stupid reddit fucks.
YOU are the cancer, you do not belong here.

>Veeky Forums has always been a clusterfuck

You know how I can tell you just left /b/ two days ago?

You know how I can tell you're a shitty fortune teller?

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I'm not reading your palm, mate. I'm telling you /b/ is a clusterfuck. The rest of the boards on this site are largely well maintained. Particularly the slower a board is, the more orderly it is. There are rules about things like shitposting and porn on blue boards. And then you get the teenagers who spent a couple weeks on /b/ and think the entire site is the wild west, and they make retarded garbage posts like this because they think it's funny. That's you.

You know why I can tell that you're fucking new? You think that Veeky Forums is the worst board when it comes to shitposting. It isn't, and you'd know that if you'd been on this site for more than two days, and took some time to look at the other boards. Your walls of text are nothing but desperate requests for publicity, so you could brag about your life as a chef and get internet points for us. Your entire existance on this chan is one big desperate cry for attention because you have noone in your real life who would give you it. I do not even pity you, since you simply don't deserve pity. Piece of trash.

:stopmeta:

I used to frequent /b/ probably from around 2008 to 2012ish.

I don't understand how it's such a problem to you redditers.
Use the catalogue, don't participate in threads you aren't interested in

>you're new

Nah, nice try, fail, go stand in the corner, dumbarse.
I agree with . The shitposters are totally out of control on this board and I wish you'd all fuck off and make provocative comments on youtube or troll salon.com or something.

>I spent ten years as a chef. I cooked for heads of state, famous entertainers, and underworld kingpins. I've worked in the kitchens of globally renowned chefs.

Might I suggest that you lead by example and be the change that you want to see by starting a regular cookalong thread so plebs like me can learn from someone with your experience?

Literallt go to reddit then
>comes to Veeky Forums and bitches about it being like Veeky Forums

just eat that shit from the source

>redditors
That pointless accusation aside, where do we post about food and cooking on Veeky Forums when Veeky Forums becomes 100% cancerous shitposting, stale/forced memes, and /b/ tier horseshit?

Or are you genuinely fucking retarded enough to try to defend irrelevant shitposting on Veeky Forums when there's already a whole board already devoted to it?

It's not that bad you fucking sniveling pussy

Veeky Forums has always functioned this way.
People make a home of a board they're interested in. They hang out in that board. Sometimes they shit post about non related things with like minded people who share similar interests.
You cunts who're trying to moderate the place into an anonymous reddit are the ones who don't belong here.

A quick snapshot of the catalogue and this is the only meta.
Even the colostomy bag thread is food related.

Cry a fucking river

No, actually, I don't shitpost on Veeky Forums despite browsing this board for four years now. I'm not a sixteen year old who thinks dole dippers and anime pussy is the height of comedy.

so what are you doing in here then?

One man's shitpost is another man's funpost. Veeky Forums hasn't changed MUCH. Only your perception of it has.

I'd suggest that you're in a foul mood becaue of the silly season and you're letting things get you.

Explaining to you why you're a retarded faggot

*to you

you can hide those 2 threads and it's like it never happened.
That way other users won't have to listen to your puny estrogen soaked nuts whining about moderation on Veeky Forums

>noted
Thanks for the explanation, move along now

>The rest of the boards on this site are largely well mainained.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do you hate anime pussy? You gay or something?