Chef John is losing it

>The Ben Franklin breakfast bowl
a video about putting...
>fruits
>yogurt
>nuts
>oats
into a bowl...
Did this really require a fucking video post? This video was so lazy

Scabs!

>no pinch of cayenne

wtf i hate chef john now

Are those carrots in there? What the fuck?

unsubscribed. cayenne is love. cayenne is life

Let's bake a ciabatta!

Hey at least he's not endorsing Instant Mashed Potatos© this time

Nope, that's crystallized cayenne.

He has over a thousand videos right? I'd be running out of quality content as well.

>anons next video
>BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
>chocolate easter bunny
>one orange
>handful of anti-depressants

user is that your dinner tonight

Remember you are the ayatollah of your bowl of granola

No, its 2-3 bottles of steel reserve tonight

Dude get help.

He's eating antidepressants, he's already getting at least some help

You didn't even finish three of them. Why don't you buy something better with your excess finances, Mr. Moneybags?

>3 barely-drank 40s
>Quarter bottle of rum
>Keeps buying more
Are you retarded?

Ah a basketball player I see

He is probably still hangover from all the coke he did on new years and wanted to make a fast and easy video so the algorithm doesn't put him at the bottom

lol the 40's that I didn't finish were misjudgments. Sometimes after I finish 3 of them I will be at a really good drunk state and go out and get more to sustain it, but I always end up passing out before I can finish the 4th. But I always finish the liquor eventually because it obviously lasts longer than already opened steel reserves
Honestly trying but I'm just been feeling extremely apathetic about life recently

Nevada can collector guy?

you should stop drinking so much and clean up your place/take care of yourself, friendo