WEBM Thread

As always bonus points for OC or relative OC, because fresh is always better than stale.

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I would pay extra money for a cute girl to make my food like that. Even more if she serves it to me like that.

You are everything that is wrong with this world.

what the fucking fuck
I hope this is a comedy sketch or something

I'd say the Vegans are getting worse, but the stuff protein makes me really nervous. It's GOTTA be a sketch. The video quality alone, and I can't see it being on youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=kQQZ2hje42E
You do realize two seconds of typing "cooking with your mouth" into Youtube would answer your questions right?

And having that in my search history would look great.

You're on Veeky Forums and you're worried about how your search history will look?

yeah but then I wouldn't have people like you spoonfeeding lazy faggots like me

>8 replies
>2 webm, 1 of them is old as fuck
Great thread guys, I know somebody has a ja/ck/ folder to dump

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It's been up for like 2 hours, calm down. I'd rather wait for more unique than for someone to just dump a fuck off huge folder of shit we've seen.

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Doesn't work without the sound

This would be pretty good if:
A. Avocado wasn't one of the most unhealthy vegetables on the planet
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B. Cooking an avocado didn't fucking ruin it

what a waste of avocado

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Why the fuck do you post this time and time again?

>webm made literally less than a week ago
>"Why do you keep posting this?"
Your right, the shit you are posting is much more recent and better.

I'm not posting anything but that fucking flatev webm barely shows anything and you get told this EVERY time .

>I'm not posting anything
Then fuck off mate.

What the actual fuck are those

>that fucking look on her face while shes stabbing it with chopsticks

why

Oh, Chef Tony. My family has known him as 'the dirty chef' for many years. Dude just looks.... wrong.

That was nice to watch
Gave me fuzzies

Requesting rare Ja/ck/s and even rarer Tammy's.

it's like a reddit bomb of meme foods, avocado, le bacon, sriracha and putting an egg on (in) it

haram af

I think I'm going to be sick

Good luck deboning chicken with your mouth.

Is this what skinny eurofags eat

I must say, I am very disappoint they didn't use a tiny match to light the candles.

whitepowermilk.com/

It's really not worth posting, as others have said, it's pointless without sound.

It's not the same because it's not in person

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Fucking gooks man

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It's dead bro

Just like gooks inside

lol what fucking autist made this

is he using a plastic spatula to flip food on a hot skillet?

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>Bockwurst, Kaliber 26, 60 gr
/k/ get out.

the mystery is whats fun about it and now you ruined it
thanks asshole

>9929612
is this chef excellence?

Avocado is a fruit

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>all those wide open treadmills
how do you not get millions of rats and cockroaches in there

There's always got to be a faggot like this bitching about encouraging OC

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The first two are perfectly fine, after that it turned into nonsense.

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>sugar
for fuck sake

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ck is a slow board, my friend

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horrifying

I use this as a pre-workout, nothing better for lifting.

vile

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>Soy boy can't handle eating like a real man
Buffet is a billionaire and a genius and you make shitty clickbait Buzzfeed videos. I think I'm gonna get me some McDonalds now.

real men eat dairy queen and drink a liter of soda?

Real men eat whatever they want.

Pretty depressing how far in I was before I realised it was a joke.

Pretty depressing that this one isn't.

real men don't care about soyboys i would think

I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

Thanks doc

he does g4p so yeah

Don't try this at home

Well no. He's a competitive eater and bodybuilder.

>competitive eater and bodybuilder.
its cute that you think these pay well

They pay in pussy

Add in youtube money and your own line of pre-workout powders and you can live well enough.

but my bear really wants to play with the food locker.