Is there really anything wrong with eating in bed?

Is there really anything wrong with eating in bed?
I think it’s disgusting but feel I may be in the minority amongst Veeky Forums.

Crumbs in the bed.

enough said.

But not enough has been said.

>fake news

There's nothing wrong with it because it harms nobody

but

if you learn somebody doesn't get out of bed to eat breakfast and just reaches over for a conveniently placed pack of crackers, there might be other things wrong with them.

im not allowed to but my wifes boyfriend comes here to eat in my bed every other night so i can sleed on his crumbs

crumbs are not the only thing you're sleeping on.

Anything that makes that human sewage die faster I'll invest in.

Yeah, let's find me a nice porno to eat cheeseburgers in bed to.

Why are mainstream news sources spamming such bizarre tabloid shit? Not helping their "fake news" reputation

>Trump eats a poo poo sandwich with pee pee sauce every morning, anonymous sources tell CNN
>wtf impeach now

If he locks the door how do they know he's eating cheeseburgers?

Really makes me think

>Is there really anything wrong with eating in bed?
You mean in terms of health effects? No probably not, I don't think eating in a reclined position is inherently bad for you.
Now in terms of having negative connotations for being slovenly, I'd agree with that. Occasionally eating in bed is fine, like having your significant other bringing you breakfast in bed, but doing it regularly makes me feel like you are lazy.
Locking yourself in your room to eat "junk" food seems like the actions of a fatty to be honest, but I don't see why it is newsworthy in anyway.

If you have a partner, yes. Eating while your partner is trying to sleep, or leaving dirty plates and empty coke cans all over your fucking nightstand is not acceptable. The only food that should be allowed in the bedroom is some water on the nightstand.

Fucking pigs can't even restrain their gluttony to the god damn kitchen and living room. Cmon, people. What the fuck?

(full disclosure: I snapped at my wife about this about a year ago, after 2 years of letting it slide, so I have pent up rage)

GLUMPING BRUWMPFSSSS!!!!!!!!

>Locking yourself in your room to eat "junk" food seems like the actions of a fatty to be honest,

Sounds to me like he just wants some alone time to unwind and relax away from so many prying eyes, even his wife. The exact same reason that taking a dump with a magazine is so amazingly relaxing. Everyone needs a break now and then. If he likes to eat alone for some chill time, then who cares? Oh, right, liberals because Trump is literally satan. Sorry. Forgot for a second.

>Sounds to me like he just wants some alone time to unwind and relax away from so many prying eyes
I get that, and the pressures on the President must be unbelievably immense, so wanting to get a way for even a moment, totally understandable. But locking yourself in your room to eat, those are the actions of a person that is trying to hide their food consumption, or someone with an unhealthy relationship with food, in other words a fatty.
I'll say again, this really isn't newsworthy, and it is sad to see this sort of tabloid bullshit seeping out everywhere.

>The exact same reason that taking a dump with a magazine is so amazingly relaxing.

Maybe he should do that instead of instigating cataclysmic nuclear warfare over twitter

This is completely abormal to liberals because five seconds without attention makes them already consider suicide

Is "nuclear warfare" now slang for "saying things I don't like"? I keep seeing libs on my facebook feed say everything that trump does is instigating nuclear war. So fucking melodramatic.

Half of my facebook feed sounds like bored housewives that think they're politically educated because their twitter feeds occasionally has an inaccurate sensationalized out-of-context clickbait blurb about some political topic. And can't just block them because they're blood relatives.

because they live in a fantasy world. And I really mean that, they don't know the difference between reality and fiction
that's why they keep likening the election to starwars and harry potter and shit

they really think there is some kind of maniacal comic book super villain in office

you can't defend this /pol/tards, your president is a literal cuck