What is the alcohol equivalent of pic related?

What is the alcohol equivalent of pic related?

Cosmopolitan

>filbert

do real men like whiskey? i guess im just regular then because i like my beer

or maybe microbrew vs yeungling

Real men like their whisky straight?

liquor neat vs cocktails

Who /pocketcamp/ here?

ordering a white russian instead of a neat whisky

I actually went back to new leaf after reaching level 10 in pocket camp, it's just a friend aquarium simulator, it's so boring.

I hate that pocket camp is literally the highest resolution animal crossing game and the mainline game is stuck on 3DS.

Hopefully they made Pocket Camp to get people hype for a new game, probably on Switch.

>is it true that real men like the taste of alcohol?

>i guess I'm just a regular guy then, 'cause i like my drinks loaded with sugar

WKD

Scotch.
>mfw thinking about all the weeds my town has accumulated since I last played

>"is it true that real men drink liquor neat?"
>"well I guess I'm just a regular faggot because I love Smirnoff!"

Any gutrot liquor taken straight.

High quality liquors should be taken neat, it's the beverage equivalent of a steak.
If it's a shit cut of meat (low shelf liquor), then cover it some sauce or mix it with other ingredients (make a cocktail)
If it's a good cut of meat (high shelf liquor), then you're doing it a disservice by adding anything to it.

Rye manhattan

Wheat beer or something like Blue Moon with a slice of orange.

Straight liquor versus mixed drinks or "girly" drinks like Smirnoff or Mike's Hard or basically anything that tastes good. Straight liquor as a manly drink is fucking stupid because you're forcing yourself to drink swill or not enjoy a drink at all in order to not appear like a bitch.

Civilized men drink Espresso

>he doesn't season his quality meats
It's the equivalent of ice at least.

Salt+pepper is the liquor equivalent of a bit of ice, which is fine.

real men like F E R N E T - B R A N C A
neat

Hey Yall's.

White Zinfandel
Without a doubt

Wtf I live in the southern us and I've never seen that shit anywhere

Down here we just drink whatever is the cheapest and has highest proof for our dollar
Vodka is Berry popular among my friend group, as well as tequila

It's for soyboys who want to seem "down south" while drinking coolers

Ah ok

Around here people who want to seem "down south" just drive trucks that they never get dirty or use for truck purposes, listen to shitty country, and they all drink bud light

Real down south people drink natty light, that's the difference lmao

“Real men” play New Leaf

Real men play animal crossing GameCube