Feeling like Chinese takeout tonight.
What's good?
Feeling like Chinese takeout tonight
poo poo platter
General Tsao and 8 orders of crab rangoons
pee pee poo poo with a side of pee poo
Shanghai Chicken
Egg roll
I used to make ghetto crab rangoon all the time. So I'm pretty sick of it now
OK, you better be ready because this is going to go fast. I want
Mu Shu Chicken
Bay Feng Tong Shrimp
Vegetable Egg Fu Yung
Fried Tofu with Bok Choy
Snow Pea Shoots
Singapore Rice Noodles
Hot and Sour Soup
Gyoza
And Spring Rolls
Now, read that back to me, please.
fried dumplings
fried sumai
fried chicken
bbq pork spareribs with fried rice
crab rangoon
2 cans of soda
With a diet coke right?
Hey, PuPu Platters rock, even though they're a weird leftover from the mid 20th century.
No, I'll just be having water.
But seriously, that what my family usually orders every time we get Chinese from our favorite neighborhood spot. There's 5 of us, and we like having leftovers for lunch the next day.
major tso's, flied lice, and egg loll
It's all good baby.
One lil eggroll
Pork Egg Roll
Pork Fried Rice
Beef Lo Mein
General Tso's
CRISPY DUCK
Find out where the owners are from and try to order something authentic if possible.
The Siamese cat is pretty top notch
Oh fuck off you pretentious shit
lol, what? dude was being facetious
2 spring rolls and an order of Singapore Chow Mei Fun
Where do you think we are?
this is Veeky Forums, home of the land free of the brave
i usually get mongolian beef or beef with mushrooms. i like brocoli but i fucking hate the water chestnuts so i go with dishes i know wont have them
This is my go-to order. I always end up sickly full with 0 regrets.
>fried dumplings
you're pushing it, but alright
>fried sumai
nigga wtf are you doing
>not liking fried dumplings and fried sumai
steam is awful
quit pretending you like steam food
>not liking xiao long bao
>The Siamese cat is pretty top notch
>Oh fuck off you pretentious shit
Fried Dumplings, or steamed is ok to.
General Tso's Chicken with fried rice.
Shrimp with lobster sauce and fried rice.
Why do people say this shit? I get diet because I can't stand the sugary taste in regular coke.
You mean after people buy a shit load of food?
What does that have to do with anything I said?
You clearly didn't get the joke then
Ching chong bing bong to you too