Mom is a hambeast

>mom is a hambeast
>I have always been fat but around last August got tired of being fat so I started eating less and exercising more, to great effect
>hambeast mom decided to try a low carb diet or some other meme shit
>just get this hilarious gem from her

Post funny stories of people who are fat

I don't think your mother's mental health is something to laugh about.

My mom has poor self-control and doesn't cook for herself, but I cook nearly every night and give her some. If you care about your mom you could try making food for her, even if you have to resort to tactics you'd use on a child, like pureeing broccoli into a soup so she doesn't recognize it as broccoli.

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My mom is 130lbs but my dad is pushing 350. She is the psycho feeder Dr. Phil warned you about.

Also if you want to know I weigh around 180. Grew up a fat kid, realized it wasn't my fault and changed my lifestyle. I'm still soft around the edges but you wouldn't know unless I took my shirt off.

Does she want him dead to be done with him without having to divorce?

I don't find fat people funny. I work retail and see them in the wild daily. It's really sad and/or angering, usually angering because there's no good reason for being like that. I get really rustled when i see some fat cunt with kids and their cart is full of garbage like Pop Tarts and Fruit Roll Ups. It's child abuse. Probably on welfare too. Fucking state sponsored child abuse. Kills me that EBT can purchase anything other than the essentials. Though it's kinda sad because these are functionally retarded people addicted to sugar and calorie consumption with nobody who taught them any better in the first place.

Also if you want to know I weigh around 180. Grew up a fat kid, realized it wasn't my fault and changed my lifestyle
Same. Still trying to crack 160 but i'm stuck at around 165 right now. Going to be super easy once i get through all this current stress and can eat better and go to the gym again

Do life insurance policies pay out if you eat yourself to death?

Asking for a friend.

>shaming your own mother on an Iranian yoldeling board
What the fuck is wrong with you? How about trying to help her?