How the fuck do I fry an egg

How the fuck do I fry an egg

put it in the frying pan

Pan. Hot.

Olive oil. In.

Egg. On.

Salt. Pepper. Done.

OP I suck at cooking and even I can do this. Come on now.

>Burner light
>Put a pot in a hot burner
>Add bread or butter or oil
>Jump off with a young bread
>Cook a few minutes
>If you want a particular side, remove the egg from the pot
>If you want to remove both sides, please use the spatula once and heat it for a few seconds, then remove it from the pot

Unbelieveable

How do I turn on my egg?

>frying eggs in olive oil
Use bacon grease or at least some oil with a high smoke point

Go to McDonalds. They make the best eggs.

You rub its shell and call it a slut