Miracle whip is so disgusting, what's the best mayonnaise you've eaten?

Miracle whip is so disgusting, what's the best mayonnaise you've eaten?

Patty

Miracle whip goes good on certain things, not so good in others. Sage for shit bait thread. Will you stop making these?

Some strange Spanish brand mayo with lime in it. It had what looked like that laughing old Mexican meme and a lime on it and was actually much healthier than the Kraft I ran out of. I wish I could find some more. ):

unironically mcdonalds mayo, shit goes so well with their fries

none of it, mayonnaise is the fags condiment

Avocado mayo or nothing

but I thought only WHITE PEOPLE ate mayo lol

Kewpie wins hands down.
Why is this even a thread.

I hate mayonnaise with a vengance.Whenever I see mayo on my burger,I squish the patty until its broken into a million pieces.
I remember,the last time I used mayonnaise,my anus hurt like hell.And it was only a buttplug.

Duke's.

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this
btw mcdonalds mayo is basically kewpie

I second this.

Hows Holland this time of year?

Nothing can compare to this. Find your local polack and try for yourself.

Nothing compares to Sir Kensington’s

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This really is the answer when you love mayo but you're a big faggot and need to be different for no fucking reason.
It's fucking Hellman's.

t. Libtard

avocado mayo

No it isn't faggot.

Grabbed this on a whim and I love it. Great heat.

McCormick?
Its not strange, except the fact that some dirty Mexicans actually make better mayonnaise than White People.
But yeah the spic stuff wins, hands down. Other shit is all puffed up with air and has a shitty whipped cream texture thats pretty vile.

I'm a burger so I wouldn't know

That looks expensive, what does it taste like?

I 3rd this! Duke's all day everyday!

Works just fine for me.

What can't Boar's Head do