Go to your kitchen to cook a meal

>Go to your kitchen to cook a meal
>See this

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Castle doctrine

This
I love living in Texas

*unzips nuke*

does it apply to children?
if so that's really messed up

Children are people too user

Ain mah chald sach a dumass LOL #BLACKMOMS

>Dindu Nuffins'

Is it my child? I mean my girlfriend's black so that could realistically be my child if he's been sweeping chimneys.
My reaction to the situation? I would probably laugh because it's funny then clean up the mess because I was about to cook a meal.

You hate filled fuck, don't disparage people based on their age.

IS it your child?

I'm white
>how the fuck did i have sex
>much less have a kid with a black girl

You have to ask her.

Some fried chicken for my wife's son.

Burglar, caught, probably violent. There is only one choice.

Call animal control

Oh fuck, how did he get out?

Black children are wild animals, I'm not even joking. Boy or girl, it doesn't matter

>Sweety buns my wife!?
>your son ja'marcus got into the watermelon ice cream again
>it's all over the kitchen....again
Oh darling you just know little ja'marcus can't keep away from that after you drive two towns away once every two weeks to get it for him.
He just gets so happy and excited when he gets his treat for being mommies gud boi for keeping our secr-..keeping calm and being a gud boi all week.
Go ahead and clean that up, I'm gonna text tyr-...i mean Becky while you head out to get some more.
>o-okay snukums
>It might take awhile to clean up
>tfw I been married to my lovely faithful wifey for 8 years
>tfw ja'marcus is 6

I can't wait for the cuckold meme to end

The watermelon must have hatched.

jesus christ

Kek

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Haha haha yeah dudes, we all laughed so hard out loud at this

i dont know about you guy(s) but i sure did!

Hahaha yeah man we got them that was totally my point

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same phag
phoneposting

kek, famalam, yeah, the point, yeah, lel

No sweetie.

Alleymclayoh!

Spat my fucking drink out. Good job.

Slap the guts out of his mouth

Spit a green one on him

watermelons hatch negros, i thought that was grape drank?

Checked

I'm not a single mom.

go away

That little bastard could gut you like a fish with his concealed switchblade.