Rate this steak

rate this steak

pool of shit/10

Needs some A-1

Looks like its been sitting out in the sun for a week. What the fuck did you do to it?

>steak looks oxidized/freezer-burned
>steak has 0 caramelzation

Why did you cum on it?

2/10
choke on a diseased cock

if I knew where you lived, I would SWAT you for that steak

jesus fucking christ

Not cooked at high enough temperature / 10.
Did you boil it and then put it in a 275 degree pan?

How do you turn steak grey? Did it rot, and you just put it on a baking tray to fuck with us? Post back with hospital bill after eating.

9/10 exquisite sir.

How the fuck did you do that?

Looks like you made a misteak OP haha

How did you PERFECTLY cook a steak AND potatoes, together, at exactly the same time?

needs ketchup

Abused/10

Kay is that you?

looks a little too rare

did you simmer it in mud?

meat looks like it came from a xenomorph

Grey and overcooked/10

It's all one uniform color. Is there no marbling? How the fuck did they cook it? Even a microwave shouldn't do this.

jesus/christ

All these dubs, oh my~

That's possibly the most disgusting piece of poorly cooked animal I've ever seen, and I used to work at a 99.

the thumbnail looks like a dead bat

>checks dubs
>gets dubs
By the gods

upside down
6636399

What the fuck happened

Well it certainly looks rancid. How was this prepared to look so.. odd? Taste is what matters in the end but god damn man