ITT: We post the plebbiest thing you have ever done, Veeky Forums related

ITT: We post the plebbiest thing you have ever done, Veeky Forums related

>i stopped reading Moby Dick because it is literally impossible that Ismahel has so much erudite knowledge

Stopped 1/3 in Crime and Punishment, because I got tired of the writing style and didn't have time to read it

I'll get back to it soon.

I loved Moby Dick because my special interest is whales. I believe Herman Melville has autism like yours truly.

>my special interest is whales

Tell us more, friend

is sperm truly /best whale/?

God,e your so stupid it hurts.

It's funny, I did the same but re-bought the book yesterday to give it another go. It was so...Russian. "I get it! Everyone's poor and shabbily dressed!"

It's weird because I managed to finish all the other Russian tomes: Anna, War and Peace, Brothers K, etc. Crime and Punishment was one of those books that was a chore to read, at least, for a pleb 20 year old kid at the time.

I mean, Herman Melville had that much knowledge, so it's clearly not impossible. Also I think the Ishmael narrating the story is significantly older and more experienced than the Ishmael in the story.

i read a fiction novel