Veeky Forums, i have acquired giant soft pretzels. what should i do with them?

Veeky Forums, i have acquired giant soft pretzels. what should i do with them?

s&w 686 for scale. (4” barrel)

Add them to the rest of your charcoal.

insert them rectally

Unloaded guns do about as much good as a dollar store hammer. It blows my mind when people buy guns then lock them up unloaded.

BRB robber let me open my safe

beer cheese dip

throw them around like a frisbee

that’s my “bed gun”. it typically doesn’t leave my nightstand. i unloaded it for the picture.

Nice to know i'm not the only /c/k/ guy out there. I feel like the two boards are super compatible. Plus we both love Steve.

No, you fags had a whole phase where you posted nothing but food with guns. It got to the point were there were multiple gun threads on Veeky Forums. I like guns too, but they have nothing to do with food unless you're eating game, and you posting your guns is like a chick posting her cleavage. At that point, it's not about food anymore.

>having only one gun

>I like guns too,
Then why don't you like seeing them, faggot?
This is some crypto liberal covert tactics here.

when was this because god that sounds amazing

never really happened
he's just triggered by gunz (triggered HAHAHA)

Not him. I own several guns but the only gun owners who feel compelled to show them off in food pics or anywhere else for that matter, are impotent, pencil dicked, SOF wannabees who likely couldn't break one down if their life depended on it. They're the kind of crazy who thinks because they play paintball a couple times a month they'll be able to hold off military units if shit hits the fan.

Cocktail sauce or some sort of spicy mustard.

is also great.

This little bitch just say something?

This, so much. I don't care if you own a handgun or rifle for hunting/self defense, but the people who show them off are the online equivalent to autistic open carry fucktards who make those videos provoking cops and people because "muh second amendment."

Off topic but does anyone know if any of these autists were ever shot by police while making one of their attention whoring videos?

sprinkle old bay seasoning on them, then dip 'em in cocktail sauce, extra horseradish

>faggots like guns and food but don't hunt
unironically really makes you faggots if you do this
takes no time to get a hunting license, if you're going to partake in food and firearms you should honor and understand the food you're eating rather than letting someone else do the only dirty part for you, pussy

I thought that was a snake with a gun

>doesn't like pics of guns
>"muh second amendment."
>denigrates open carry
Yup, confirmed incognito gun grabber

trip sixes confirmed Fudd outer
well played, lad

Not him, but I'm not too thrilled with gun nuts wandering around carrying them concealed or in the open "'cause muh popguns make me free 'n such lahk dat". They're the kind of certifiables who should not be permitted to own a firearm.

Hardcore gun nuts are undesirables who should be shot. I am in favour of gun grabbing only in America because you guys are mentally ill and can't handle them. In the civilized world where I live a lot of people have rifles for hunting and sport and we don't have massacres on a daily basis.

This. The wimpass faggots posting their popgun with their food pics would no more be able to successfully hunt and butcher game than they could protect themselves with it. They'd just start blasting away, probably holding it nignog style turned sideways because that's how badass gangstas shoot in movies.

It is ironic that canada has a higher proportion of gun ownership per capita than the land of corporate pillaging and a minuscule fraction of the gun violence.

Yeah it is. Don't get me wrong Canada like many other countries has its flaws but at least I can say I get up in the morning and go to school without the worry I'll get shot in class.

>tfw no bed gun to cuddle up with at night and keep me warm

>but they have nothing to do with food unless you're eating game

Have you considered eating them with some variety of mustard?

Strange really, but the NRA, which only has 5 million dues paying members is funded by corporate gun manufacturers who pay millions to ensure our whore congress makes sure even the certifiably insane are allowed to own guns and equipment that allows them to be converted to silenced automatics. 5 million citizens hold the entire country hostage to insanity. Go figure.

>gun manufacturers who pay millions
Depends on the climate. During sandy hook the spent millions, but now they'd be lucky to spend a million. They got a lot of checks from the 80 million gun owners during that time.

not him but if I recall maybe like 2008-2010, in the early obama years, which as you may recall triggered a massive surge in gun culture as everyone flocked to buy their penis substitutes because the NRA convinced them that the gun grabbing libruls were coming any minute now

it was rampant gunposting, Veeky Forums was not the exception

no squash hunting cat/10