Fast food stories

fast food stories

>at McDicks with a friend
>both of us are pretty fit and fairly built (there is nothing to do in an upstate NY college so all we do is lift and smoke weed)
>specimen 1 and specimen 2 ordering in front of us
>both get a 2-3 burgers, large fries, nuggets an a drink each
>They must be at least 300-350 lbs each (I think it was mother and daughter but at this point they were so fat i didnot know who was older)
>both of us decide to order twice what they got (except the drink, H20 master race), since we were on a college trip and have not eaten all day
>get dirty looks from both of them, we sit in such a way across the store that they face as and we face them
>eat with a giant smile

It was a good day

>3 years ago trying edibles for first time
>Friend with the hookups gives everyone equal dose
>Fat friend and I feel nothing for an hour
>Decide to eat the remaining cookie scraps
>Get lifted within 30 minutes, hunger sets in
>Walk to local 24h McD's and order 5 McChickens
>Eat 4 of them before the leftover cookies kick in
>Immediately walk home and start playing video games
>Hop in voice chat but pass out before game even starts
>Wake up next morning
>mfw friends ate the last McChicken

>upstate NY college
UB senpai?

Used to work at hot foods in the grocery store. Blacks, not niggers born here, but straight up African ladies can be so fuckin rude. They'd just point at the menu and say"there" and think I know what they were talking about

Asians are awkward as shit

Whites are cheap

SUNY geneseo senpai
Liberals everywhere too, its pure suffering

And idk how black people ever got the fried chicken stereotype. It's the fuckin Asians who go nuts for it. I've seen crack heads. I've smoked crack. Fried chicken is crack to an asian

meant for

>be cashier at McD's
>just trying to get through the day
>taking order from 2 ladies
>trying to hear what theyre saying but 2 fags behind them wont shut the hell up
>both wearing yoga pants and singlets
>"heheheheh u even lift bro hehehe"
>"lmao cant wait til we get back to the dorm so you can shoot that protein shake down my gullet"
>"fucking hambeasts, ugggghhhh not like id bang them since im such a faggot anyway"
>finally take their order after they stop blowing each other
>"lololol bro we ordered so much chow trololololoolol we got them bro"
>they start eating and wont shut the fuck up, annoying everyone in restaurant, and taking selfies
>customers complain to me about these flaming faggots and their happy meals
>"im sorry ma'am, we have an agreement with the gay special needs college down the road, we have to let the retards in to eat whenever they want to"

Filipinos love KFC and Nandos were I live. Places do be packed with flips

And what exactly was the point of doing that

to make them mad about genetics of course

Yeah the Asian stereotype is true. I was at a big chain store and they'd come in and try to haggle prices

."uhh dis half pwice?" while not even able to look me in the face

No Chang it isn't half Fkn price

There was no point, it's not a true story. You can tell when it's a redit fag posting some gay little tale they made up in their head

>order big mac
>go to first window
>pay
>stuck between first and second window for a few minutes, car ahead must be waiting for something
>pull up to second window
>manager hands me a refund and says she'll give me my big mac for free because I had to wait

Thanks I guess? I didn't really notice.

>order food
>food takes longer than usual
>think wow imagine if they're like sorry sir here's a refund and free food
>after awhile longer I receive the food as normal and drive home
>go online and make up a faggy story on the internet

if you dont have a story then fuck off out of this thread you triple nigger

I don't have a story either, and you can't stop me from posting!

A couple stories from my time living in the States:

>Be in Krystal at 2AM with roommates after being out drinking all night
>Figured here was best as there was some shit going down with some nogs and the police at the Waffle House around the corner from our apartment
>Order country fried steak burgers with gravy
>Nig who looks like Deebo from Friday with an extra chromosome behind the counter says “you want chili pup?” after we finish with our order
>”No we’re good thanks man”
>Stares at us blankly for about 10 seconds
>Just repeats “you want chili pup?”
>All stare at each other in disbelief
>”Nope we’re good man, that’s it for our order”
>Stares and repeats “You want chili pup?” again
>We say yes this time
>Still the same shit with the “You want chili pup?”
>Shaniqua shift manager comes up huffin and puffin to the front saying “Don’t mind his ass, he had a stroke while someone was ordering chili pups a couple years back. Snap yo ass out of it they tryna pay nigga”
>He visibly looks shellshocked as he comes out of whatever state he was in and lets out some fucking pterodactyl scream looking right at her and follows it up with “...BITCH”
>Cooks in the back in hysterics
>”My bad man, you want chili pup with that?”
>Say no and pay in disbelief, take our food to go, trays included while shaniqua chimps out forces him to mop the floor
>Apparently Hodor is real and he’s a black guy who works at Krystal

I have another that I posted in a Checker’s/Rally’s thread too

Reditors like to tell people what to do, because they don't have the balls to do it in real life

>hurr what is fun?
get out

It would be fun if the stories were good. They're not, they're shit.

Lol'd but at least his retarded black ass gets to work. Makes him not a nigger

This seems a strange thing to be so angry about.

DO I SEEM LIKE IM ANGRY YOU FUCLING CUNT

Con’t.

>Go to Checker’s Drive thru at 3AM with roommate
>Local Checker’s completely staffed by Bloods gang members on night shift
>Pretty much all of them in the area are because they move coke out of them at night just being in a box with drive thru windows, and no one can say shit and they can wear gang colours as their uniform
>Start ordering and can smell the weed from the building at the microphone and menu
>Pull up
>Homeboy pops his head out the window and asks what I order and tells me to hold up
>Gives me four different bags filled with god knows how much food
>”Have a nice night nigga, I am FUCKED UP”
>pretty much get that service every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday until I moved out of the area

would you rather have me make up a more , albeit fake story to please you?

...

What's the point of making upa fake story if you can't even make it entertaining?

i did something similar last week at work
>donuts in the break room for some reason
>all the fatties eating a single one slowly as if they're not desperate for the sugar
>grab 3 donuts with one napkin and start eating them right away
I really hate the public signalling fatties do to pretend they somehow have some self control so it's nice to throw it back in their face. Though afterward i felt like i had been poisoned from eating that.

idk why you nigs think the story is fake, baka

It's fake, and it's fucking shit. I didn't even bother reading past the first line that's how fucking boring it is. Come back in a few more years when your balls have dropped and you might have developed better wit

i did not know people were so angry on the internet all the time. Have you taken your xanax?

>dude i went to McDonald's with my epic bro dawg after we blazed 20 lbs of weed and we ate double the amount of some fat people while high fiving eachother
>also we're both 10/10 male model college hunks
>it was h*lla frikin epic dude

its not that hard to lift a dumbell once a day fatass

t.fit

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jesus i just came back to see more stories.. what happened?
Why are 2 autists fighting on a cooking board over which story is fake?

t. fatass

Pretty sure lifting doesn't make silly improbable stories true.

autism

You in the Poughkeepsie area?

thats not what happened

ITT: No fun allowed niggers/detectives questioning the entire universe and its secrets

I dont care that they are fake, entertain me!

It's not hard to do, it's hard to begin.
t: someone who went from 220lb->176lb

Decided to screen cap this cause it made me chuckle

Ok
>go to taco bell
>im fit as fuck 6'2 170 lbs of pure muscle
>im high btw
>see a fat guy ordering 20 tacos and 2 large baja blasts
>snicker to myself
>I order twice as much as him
>except the drinks, I'd never poison my sick bod with that filth
>did I mention I'm high in this story?
>sit across from him and stare him in the eyes while I eat my 40 tacos
>high five my bro who was also there but I forgot to mention
>i was high btw

Never passed out from weed but i see my friends doing that. Why are some people so weak?

Lololol i was thinking the same thing

>water
>not hi-C
Man why even get the cup? You're just wasting money.

why you mad tho?